God loves masturbation

[Creatorbeing]

When u masturbate, god masturbates....

When u enjoy it,god enjoys it...

It's a two people fun trip friend...

Reality is so funny....hee hee hee...

God enjoys all this...

But u think he should be some saint giving old boring lectures on mountains surrounded by mindless sheep people...

No u know God can have dirty thoughts too...so he enjoys everything through u....

What a mind play god plays....

He is a gangster, u know a gangster..

[Phoenix Garfield]