Yousif

Things That Will NOT Get You Laid

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11 minutes ago, Yousif said:

These are pointers to success, there are a million factors at play, I get that, but for example someone said that hygiene and putting on a fancy cologne is a good advice and may get you laid, but also telling a person not do something cringey is also good advice, it may come off as unauthentic at first, but if you work on it you can overcome it.

Now you have to explain what doing something cringey means. Some might find it cringey, some might not. I hate cologne (seriously), some women love it. Point made.

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4 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

 

Things that didn't get me laid does nothing for you

I would be so sure, 

I pulled out my dick as soon as it got hard for a girl I like, it didn’t get me laid, so now I’m here to tell you not to do it, you seriously telling me this is not a valid advice to get you closer to getting laid next time around ????? Come on.
 

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@Princess Arabia you remind me of someone I once knew who just wants to argue for the sake of arguing and the way it works with her if I would let her ( or make her think ) she won the argument she would have sex with me. 😂😂😂

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7 minutes ago, Yousif said:

@Princess Arabia you remind me of someone I once knew who just wants to argue for the sake of arguing and the way it works with her if I would let her ( or make her think ) she won the argument she would have sex with me. 😂😂😂

lmao...see. No science to this. Actually there, is but it's not rocket science. 


 

 

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10 minutes ago, Yousif said:

 

I would be so sure, 

I pulled out my dick as soon as it got hard for a girl I like, it didn’t get me laid, so now I’m here to tell you not to do it, you seriously telling me this is not a valid advice to get you closer to getting laid next time around ????? Come on.
 

Do you really need someone to tell you not to pull out your dick before you're sure you're getting laid. You need a mental clinic for that, not forum advice, C'mon, certain things are obvious. Don't throw up in a girls mouth while kissing her. You won't get laid. Don't call her mama a slut, you won't get laid, don't show her you butthole in the middle of the street, you won't get laid.

 

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4 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

Do you really need someone to tell you not to pull out your dick before you're sure you're getting laid. You need a mental clinic for that, not forum advice, C'mon, certain things are obvious. Don't throw up in a girls mouth while kissing her. You won't get laid. Don't call her mama a slut, you won't get laid, don't show her you butthole in the middle of the street, you won't get laid.

 

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I’m slow and some things are not obvious to me, no I don’t need a clinic, I don’t know anything other than my dick wants to go inside you, we exist believe it or not.

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1 minute ago, Yousif said:

I’m slow and some things are not obvious to me, no I don’t need a clinic, I don’t know anything other than my dick wants to go inside you, we exist believe it or not.

Ok, so you need a thread to show you how not to spontaneously act on your urges. Not, how not to get laid. BTW, saying you're slow and all you know is that my dick wants to go inside you, is just a cop out. It's not because you're slow why you pulled it out. Lots of men want their dick inside, lots of men are slow, pulling it out is not an effect of that. Come again. 


 

 

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@Princess Arabia you assume that people really know what’s the appropriate thing to do in every situation, 

this one assumption can get you in a lot of trouble.

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1 minute ago, Princess Arabia said:

Ok, so you need a thread to show you how not to spontaneously act on your urges. Not, how not to get laid. BTW, saying you're slow and all you know is that my dick wants to go inside you, is just a cop out. It's not because you're slow why you pulled it out. Lots of men want their dick inside, lots of men are slow, pulling it out is not an effect of that. Come again. 

A lot of men don’t know what the appropriate action is, this is the whole purpose of this post,

 

you never really know, someone with a real mental issue might see a porn video of rape and starts to think this is how it works, THESE PEOPLE EXIST, 

So I create a thread saying trying the rape method is a bad idea. But you come here and say “talking about the negative won’t help, keep it positive people “ O.o

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12 minutes ago, Yousif said:

But you come here and say “talking about the negative won’t help, keep it positive people

This is not what I'm saying. Only talking about the negative doesn't help, only talking about the positive doesn't help. If you're going to choose one, at least choose what will. I'm aware there are two sides to a coin. I'm aware there are negatives and positives. I'm aware there's the yin and the yang. I'm aware of all this. If the thread was about, this is what not to do, do this instead that would have been more productive, even though there's no guarantee. Since he only chose one side of the coin, all I'm saying is at least chose the positive side because people don't go around actively making mistakes, you don't know it's a mistake until you've done it. How will you know your mistake will guarantee me results if you don't say what you did instead. So the better option of the two sides is to go straight for the shoot instead of ruminating on someone else's mistakes.

Nice chatting with you. The end.


 

 

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2 minutes ago, Princess Arabia said:

This is not what I'm saying. Only talking about the negative doesn't help, only talking about the positive doesn't help. If you're going to choose one, at least choose what will. I'm aware there are two sides to a coin. I'm aware there are negatives and positives. I'm aware there's the yin and the yang. I'm aware of all this. If the thread was about, this is what not to do, do this instead that would have been more productive, even though there's no guarantee. Since he only chose one side of the coin, all I'm saying is at least chose the positive side because people don't go around actively making mistakes, you don't know it's a mistake until you've done it. How will you know your mistake will guarantee me results if you don't say what you did instead. So the better option of the two sides is to go straight for the shoot instead of ruminating on someone else's mistakes.

Nice chatting with you. The end.

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Telling them that you're god and created them 

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On 3/30/2024 at 9:12 PM, TheGod said:

Telling them that you're god and created them 

It’s tough not to say it, if truth is one of your top values. 

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