List of Tinder Pick Up Lines

[Spiritual Warrior]

Intro: 

I'm back on Tinder.

I did not create this list, I found this list on some website a few years ago, the website is no longer active. All credit goes to whoever it was that made this.

Anyways, the idea is to tailor the line to the girl. For example, if she looks fashionable or artistic, you drop a line like that, if she seems fun-loving, you use humor, etc.. Notice how playful all of the lines are, this is key. 

 

Pick up Lines:

 

[Her Name], after all these years searching dangerous castles and outwitting formidable bosses, I think I've finally found my princess peach...

         This is an amazing opener for gamer girls that appreciate Super Nintendo nostalgia

 

[Her Name], after looking through your profile I think I have you figured out. I bet you're the type of person people talk about behind your back...

         Bold, reels her in in a playful way. Use this on a girl that clearly has friends and is social so that you don't hurt anyones feelings

 

[Her Name], sometimes I question why God allows bad things to happen to good people. For example, how have we never gone on a date?

           Use this on a girl that appreciates humor

 

[Her Name], I see that you like horses; that's lucky, because you've just found yourself a stallion

      Use this if the girl loves horses

 

[Her Name] if a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag; don't freak out, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

       User during Christmas time 

 

Pancakes or waffles

        Use on a foody

 

 

[Her Name], I've looked through your profile and for some reason all I can think about is this: I'd be scared to play you at scrabble...

          Use this on a smart, nerdy girl

 

[Her Name]: Stop. Looking. So. Cute. People are trying to get on with their lives around here...

 

[Her Name], you're [Observation #1], [Observation #2], and [Observation #3]... I'd say you're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.

          Use this on an authentically Italian girl or a foody

Well it's Thursday night, time to put on the new Taylor Swift and let the good times roll...

        Use this if you are in a playful mood

[Her Name], what's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?

         Bold, confident

[Her name],as cute as your smile is, I'm afraid that it was your gorgeous dog that caught my attention first...

         Use this if she seems obsessed with her dog, probably better used on a 9 or a 10

[Her Name], when we go to the art gallery for our first date and flirt outrageously with each other, do you think we can still be respectful toward the exhibits...

           Use this on a sexy, artistic girl

5'4? Perfect for being the little spoon...

       Use this if you don't know what else to say and don't mind sharing your height

Wow youre freakin cute

Is it scary in here or is it just me?

       Use this on a shy girl without many pictures

So [Her Name],I just asked Siri what I should say to a girl with a cute smile on Tinder...

        Use on a girl that would appreciate a cutesy line

[Her Name], please forgive me for not messaging you for 3 days. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with this cute girl I'm taking out on an amazing date next week...

[Her Name], if you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you...

       Use this on a hopeless romantic type

[Her Name], I have bad news for you;

        A cliff hanger, just have fun with this one!

[Her Name], I hope you've left the milk and the cookies out for me...

       Christmas themed

 

Her Name], I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say

               Use on an adventurous girl

 

[Her Name], well tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America

        Use on an attractive, but not too attractive girl, a 7 or 8

 

What does One Direction and a Christmas tree have in common?

          Christmas themed, but I wouldn't know what to say next.

 

Cutest smile seen on Tinder

         Use this on a girl that has a cute but not stereotypically beautiful smile

 

Quite honestly your pretty much exactly my type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting and you seem like the kind of girl that doesn't like to waste time either

         If your profiles have a lot in common and the girl appreciates bluntness, maybe one thats a little older

 

[Her Name] let me cut to the chase. There's two ways we could do this. 1. I could ask you on a date, we would go out for a lovely romantic meal. It would be slightly awkward at first as we met on tinder, but once you realize I'm a funny charismatic guy you'd soon relax into my company. From then on things would go smoothly. Frequent dates progressing into a relationship, we would love and laugh and generally enjoy each other's company. Eventually I pluck up the courage and ask you to marry me. We move into our first house. After falling pregnant you quit work and I take over the financial responsibilities myself. Not long after the second child comes along and things go downhill. You let yourself go and only have time for the kids. I'm working long hard hours to pay for the family and love leaves the relationship. I start an affair and my stupidity and bad lying leads to you finding out. Divorce. You get the kids and we agree I can see them on weekends. The poor children then grow up with parents that hate each other. That's not fair to them, which brings me to item 2. We have a quickie, use a Johnny. Everyone wins. Think of the kids [Her Name]

        Use on a girl thats looking for something long term

 

[Her Name], how do you spell love?

         Use on a girl that is very loving, lets say a nurse or a teacher

 

[Her Name], I may have watched one too many queer eye for the straight guy episodes when I was younger, but I feel compelled to let you know that [playful observation about her outfit]in that [first/second/third etc] picture...

         Use on an artistic girl that will appreciate a good sense of humor

 

[Her Name], I need your help with a big decision; should my new yacht have a helipad OR a tennis court sized hot tub OR an aboveground wine cellar filled with gold?

            Use on a 9 or 10

 

I'm exhausted! Just finished hanging a [Her Name]-sized stocking next to my Christmas tree; Santa knows what I want this year

         Christmas themed, have fun with this one!

 

You remind me of medusa;

             Use if she is making good eye contact with the camera

 

Is that your family in that pic? That's a lot of people for me to impress; I hope you're worth it [Her name]

         Use on a family oriented girl that can take a joke

 

Listen this profile seems fake; lemme at least get the name of the model you used for the pics so I can ask her out

           Use on a girl that put effort into her pictures and would appreciate a compliment on her looks

 

[Her Name] I haven't figured out if youre going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list

        Use on a girl that would appreciate a dirty joke

 

Do you ever think about how 100 years ago we never existed and in 100 years, 500 years and 1,000 years we once more will not exist, as what we know existence as today anyway; It makes you just want to spend your little time doing great things you'll remember, like having an amazing night with a 26 year old, doesn't it

        Use on an artistic, smart girl that thinks deeply

 

[Her Name], do you like porn?

           Use this on a coleric- type girl, or a girl that appreciates bluntness

 

Ok, what are the names of the unlucky guys in your pic; The ones I'm going to have to fight to the death to win you over

         Use this on a girl that a little crazy, she'll appreciate you're boldness

 

[Her name], you remind me of a hot cross bun

        Use if you're in a playful mood

 

[Her Name], if your heart was a chimney, I'd grow a big belly and a white beard just so I could get in

      Christmas-themed, have fun with it 

 

Hey do you like pancakes?

     Use on a foody

 

Gee [Her name], I don't know. I was all swept up in that cute smile of yours but I don't think I can do a long distance relationship.. [Number of miles away] miles might just be too difficult

 

[Her Name], you seem like the type of girl that should get to know me

       Bold, confident

 

Jamal, why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you

        Funny, use on a 9 or 10

 

[Her Name], did you know if you say squawk; backwards it sounds the same even though its not a linguistic palindrome

          Use on a fun girl

 

If practice makes perfect, then your parent's names must be Practice and Practice

        Use on a sporty girl

 

[Her Name], didn't we go to different highs chools together?

         Clever and funny 

 

I would get in the ring blindfolded with Mike Tyson in his prime right after he snorted a bunch of coke and go fifteen bare-knuckle rounds just for the chance to thank your parents personally for delivering such a heavenly blessed beauty into this world

        Very funny

 

I know this profile's fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics

           Use this on a 6 or a 7, a girl thats cute but doesn't really look like a model, maybe a girl on the shorter side

 

Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble did you get into this weekend?

 

[Her Name], if I were to unwrap one thing this Christmas, it would be you

 

 

So it says youre less than a mile away; I think destinys trying to say something.

         Use on a girl that is into crystals and astrology

You remind me of my big toe

        Use on a girl with a sense of humor

 

[Her Name], apart from being cute, what do you do for a living?

 

[Her Name], you look like an intelligent, interesting girl with a cute smile, but there's one thing about you that's a really big turn off...

           Use on a 9 or 10

 

Heres your first wish, what are your other two?

        Clever and witty 

 

I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle you [Her name]

       Use on a girl that has a lot going on

 

[Her Name], are you afraid of heights?

          Use on a girl that's adventurous

 

[Her Name], Ive had a crush on you for years

 

 

[Her Name], you look like trouble... ; )

           Use on a girl that's adventurous and outgoing 

 

[Her Name], if you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one

          Use this on an adorable girl

 

[Her Name], I've worked hard to stay on Santa's nice-list all year, but I get the feeling you're about to drag me over to naughty list with you;

         Christmas themed, use on a girl with racey pictures

 

[Her Name], Santa just wrote me back about my Christmas Wishlist; He said he'll check your schedule

          Christmas themed, very funny

 

Hey [Her Name]. So; would you like a nice casual introduction or a clever pick up line?

        Clever, have a good pick up line in your back pocket 

 

[Her Name], knock knock...

 

Every single review helps.

 

Good morning, sweetheart... Just imagine, one day you could be waking up and hearing me whisper that in your ear, rather than having to roll over and read it from me on Tinder...

          Use on a nice, hopeless romantic type, one thats looking for something long term

 

Imagine we have been going out for 6 amazing months. We are still wildly in lust with each other. It is a Friday night and we are driving out if the city for a weekend away in a luxurious cabin in the country. You have been excited about it for weeks. We departed work a little late because[INSERT LITTLE STORY - READ BELOW]. Anyway, we are in the car and you are distracting me with kisses while I try to focus on driving. We realize we have made it out of the bright lights of [YOUR CITY] and are in the serene countryside. Then we pull over on the side of the road, turn the headlights off, get out and notice the what must be one thousand starsabove us. I hold out my hand. You take it with a smile on your face and we begin dancing slowly under the stars…My important [compatibility question/music question to test your taste is], what song can we hear playing on our car playlist while we dance;

          Use on a girl looking for something long term 

 

[Her Name], so do you want me to hit you with a corny tinder pickup line or can we just skip all that weird shit?

          Use on a girl that appreciates bluntness

 

If I were you, I'd keep an eye out for elves with ropes and blindfolds...

         Christmas themed for a girl thats kinky

 

Are you from Japan?

 

[Her Name], there's one thing I find super attractive about your profile...

          A cliff hanger, use on a 5 or a 6

 

[Her Name], I've just looked through your profile and have a question for you: what's your grandad's number? He seems worth getting to know

         Use on a 9 or a 10 thats family oriented

 

[Her Name] I hope that you can speak English, because I dont think that I can seduce you with my poor [Her language]

        Use on a foreign girl

[Her name], I'm afraid that once we meet up, we'll travel the world together having amazing adventures and never know what it's like to live a normal life again...

         Use on an adventurous girl that wants something long term

[Her Name], I see that you like taking selfies; that's cool, but for our wedding we should probably hire a photographer, or at least use the self-timer function on your phone. I think we deserve it

           Use on a 7 or 8 thats looking for something long term, and has a lot of selfies

[Her Name], that fashion sense of yours is sophisticated for sure, but I'm thinking for our relaxed first date dinner it may be a bit too much...

          Use on a girl with serious fashion and artistic ability

So I just got off the phone speaking to my mother;

        Idk, just have fun with this one

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and phenomenal in bed. You're safe [Her Name], but where should I hide?

         Clever and witty

Are you a koala?

       Use on a girl that loves wildlife

I would do fifty shades of bad things to you...

           Use on a girl with racey pictures

My mom warned me about girls like you

          Use on a girl with racey pictures

[Her Name], I'm so exhausted. Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless.

        Use on a girl that wants something long term

[Her Name], I don't have a puppy in my pictures, so there's another reason why you swiped right.?

Favorite childhood Christmas present. Ready....Go!

         Use on a girl that is young at heart

[Her Name], you're obviously sophisticated, artistic and fashionable. With that in mind, I'm going to have to ask you for fashion tips on what I should wear to our first date so I can impress you...

        Use on a fashionable, artistic girl

[Her Name], we're both obviously playing hard to get, so how about we agree to put our egos aside in the name of lust and skip to the part where we flirt outrageously with each other

          Use on a girl that will appreciate bluntness... and be prepared to actually flirt
 

 

Edited January 4 by Spiritual Warrior

[Princess Arabia]

OMG! 

[Yimpa]

Tinder is a foolish app.

[Spiritual Warrior]

4 hours ago, Yimpa said:

Tinder is a foolish app.

Nope

The simple task of creating good pictures of myself requires self expression, or self love

Edited January 3 by Spiritual Warrior

[Leo Gura]

The truth is that Tinder works entirely off your photos. If your photos are good all you need to do is open with "Hey". And if your photos are bad nothing you say will work.

Spend less time perfecting your opener and more time perfecting your photos. And if you don't have good looks don't bother with Tinder at all.

Edited January 3 by Leo Gura

[Princess Arabia]

5 hours ago, Squeekytoy said:

Wots a purdy gal like yooz doin in a smutty mind like mine hur hur hurr 

Done. Marriage and babies and happily ever after with that line.🤣

[Princess Arabia]

5 hours ago, Yimpa said:

Tinder is a foolish app.

How is an app foolish. Did you ask it a question and it gave a foolish answer. "Hey Tinder find me a date". "No, go find your own date". 

[Yimpa]

You cannot find sexual partners on Tinder is you look like E.T.

Anyway, being E.T. is a lot better depending on what your priories are in life.

[Kid A]

8 hours ago, Yimpa said:

Tinder is a foolish app.

Why? It’s a very common way to get a partner here in Norway. I met my best friend there, and two other close friends of mine met their girlfriends there and they are both happy fathers now.

[Yimpa]

57 minutes ago, Kid A said:

Why? It’s a very common way to get a partner here in Norway. I met my best friend there, and two other close friends of mine met their girlfriends there and they are both happy fathers now.

Makes sense. I’m not familiar with how Tinder works in other countries.

[lostingenosmaze]

hey bby want sum fuk

[Yimpa]

Approaching the cutie working the register at Target is a ton more satisfying than getting a match on Tinder.

(Results may vary.)

[Spiritual Warrior]

14 hours ago, Yimpa said:

You cannot find sexual partners on Tinder is you look like E.T.

Luckily, I do not look like ET

[Yimpa]

Wearing a wolf cosplay yields a 65% increase in likes and super likes

[Spiral]

I agree with Leo on this.