a starting guide to naked sex and genuine connection

[MarkKol]

Have you noticed that mood is literally everything when dating? It's literally everything even when you're not pulling chicks. Some of the easiest sparks of attraction happen when I'm in the mood for socialization. If I'm not then rarely anything ever happens, although it has happened even when I was down in the gutter, and even then I feel like girls that get attracted to me when I'm in the mood stick along for longer, It's as if their attraction towards me is stronger. Some of the luckiest things you can have when trying to get laid is having a friend that is anything but serious, I had a friend in high school that was literally nonstop jokes, they were really shitty and he laughed at his own jokes after every sentence, this guy would laugh at a funeral, and he did ironically, he did exactly that. People like these are cheat codes for getting past the attraction phase, the more "class clowns" you can befriend the more success you'll have. weirdly enough, girls get attracted to the one who is mostly laid back listening and laughing/fake laughing to jokes. This one guy once got me 4 numbers in a casual day at school without me approaching or doing any effort, I just laugh at his shitty jokes and Instagram reels, listen to his dumb stories and every now and then look for signs of eye contact, smiles, weird hair flipping or whatever. Mood is everything.

So let Einstein give you the formula to getting laid, E = a minimum of 1 friend—someone non-serious/humorous, at a bar/night club every day, detached, just having fun²

this is all the theory you need, if you don't have friends or you're just surrounded by awkward nerds, make friends, one is enough. Next thing you know, she's moaning. motivate your Immature self by thinking about all the blow jobs you'll receive and the genuine connections you'll have with women. Maybe even masturbate less because you'll be "in the mood" a little easier, sometimes just by the fact you're horny. Sometimes I would drain myself of sexual energy so much that I wouldn't even bother pursuing girls, this happened a lot in high school and it matters because you'll only be attracted to a select few and not every girl out there who catches feelings for you. And on a more serious note, move to where the action is, move to the biggest city in your country, and really settle there, this matters a lot so count that in the formula. You can do your silly spirituality practices, yoga, god, and religion in your 30s 40s 50s up until you're dead, surely 30 years is enough for your ass to get enlightened so leave it on the table for now. shower once every day or two, buy a mouth spray, get a haircut, some acne treatments like salicylic acid + adapalene (retinoid) + moisturizer + benzoyl peroxide, buy some dark clothing like trousers, some low top sneakers, a leather jacket, become a better driver, maybe lose a little bit of weight (or gain) and done, no need for extreme exercise just caloric restriction.

Dick size doesn't matter as long as It's not an actual condition, neither does height. Girls get hooked on guys shorter than them It's just that you don't have enough experience to know that.

Edited November 5, 2023 by MarkKol