What if Humans didn't develop from apes?

[Carl-Richard]

  On 8/10/2023 at 1:30 AM, Buck Edwards said:

@Carl-Richard they like people with a stiff upper lip. 

I'll show them something stiff.

[Whitney Edwards]

  On 8/10/2023 at 1:45 AM, Carl-Richard said:

I'll show them something stiff.

Poor creatures. 

[Carl-Richard]

  On 8/10/2023 at 1:57 AM, Buck Edwards said:

Poor creatures. 

Don't worry. It's only a handheld fan gently blowing air towards them ? 

[Whitney Edwards]

  On 8/10/2023 at 3:07 AM, Carl-Richard said:

Don't worry. It's only a handheld fan gently blowing air towards them ? 

That was the quickest 180°. From wicked to compassionate. Must be the wireless that permeated your tin foil. 

[Nilsi]

  On 8/10/2023 at 2:55 PM, DefinitelyNotARobot said:

Dude I hope it was worth the scar ?

I had no choice - we stayed at a giant campsite in Italy, with loads of students from all over Europe.

Naturally, I wanted to make a good impression on the ladies, so I had to get rid of that motherfucker and patch it up.

I ended up not scoring any chick that night and got so drunk, I was running around butt naked, throwing up all over our bungalow.

The next day we went to the Vatican and my hungover ass had to look at Michelangelo paintings for 3 hours, whilst having to use up all my energy to hold back from puking in the Sistine Chapel. 

So, yeah, I still cherish that scar.