Guest Bazooka Jesus

The ULTIMATE Proof Of God's Existence!

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Boys, it's time to yank out your bananas and marvel at their perfect design.

(Just make sure you don't grab them so hard that their content squirts in your face. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

 

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I can imagine all the female pandas crying in unison... OH GOD, why me?!?xD


What you resist, persists and less of you exists. There is a part of you that never leaves. You are not in; you have never been. You know. You put it there and time stretches. 

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On 05/07/2023 at 4:27 PM, Bazooka Jesus said:

Boys, it's time to yank out your bananas and marvel at their perfect design.

(Just make sure you don't grab them so hard that their content squirts in your face. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

Can't tell if you are joking or not? Actualized.org fans believe God exists and that God is you. So that makes this video true right? It's just not Jesus or Mohammed who designed it but it was actually you. 

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