Massive boner during work, how to get rid

[kray]

I just popped the biggest boner ever after thinking about my girl in nursing scrubs. Need to get rid of this boner now, as it is not the right and proper environment. Any tips to hide it? Need some serious responses here.

[Jannes]

Hold your breath. When you do it long enough your body will put you in danger mode and your boner will go away. It’s really really uncomfortable though but it works. Also relax your body.

[Eyowey]

Go to the bathroom and jerk off. Hide the smell by pooping or by moving a dirty toilet paper through the air. 

[Roy]

Just rock that shit. Don't be ashamed of your masculinity. Establish dominance.

[StarStruck]

Tuck it in your ass

[max duewel]

1 hour ago, Roy said:

Just rock that shit. Don't be ashamed of your masculinity. Establish dominance.

That's some rock-solid advice 

 

[Devin]

*Illegal in 40 States

[Username]

Nicotine gum

[King Merk]

When I was in high school I used to do the old tuck it up into your waistband trick. Works especially well if you have a belt or a baggy hoodie 

[mr_engineer]

Do some push-ups. Channel your sexual-energy! 

[Phil King]

Push ups are best. If you cant bust out a set of 20 at work for fear of looking weird, then flexing any large muscle(Biceps, calves, glutes, etc) for 1 minute will also do the trick. Anything to get blood flowing out of your dick

[kray]

Ty guys, I will try some of these techniques!

[integral]

Hold and squeeze the PC muscle, it’s the muscle you used to hold in a poop or hold in your pee. By holding it for more then a minute or 2 it cuts the blood flow to the penis and you’ll loss the erection. Keep holding it until your erection is completely gone.

Edited December 8, 2022 by integral