How To Say My Uncle

[alea]

Hi guys,

My uncle came to my house, and now he is staying with me. He moved to my city and found a job.

Actually we don't have any close relation with him. However, at the beginning I said to him “welcome to my house”, he stayed 1 day, 2 days, 3 days, 4 days…

I don't like him and I also feel sorry for him. Because he is around his 50's and he lives like a looser. He is just a selfish bastard. He never helps anyone, even himself. He has a very bad life, changed many jobs, moved many cities, bankrupted many times, lived as an alcoholic etc.

I don’t like to fire my uncle from home.  But I have to do this.

[Neo]

"Here  you go uncle, I went and got the accommodation section in the paper for you to help you!"

[Nahm]

Tell him a story about an Uncle that stayed too long. Then wait for it.