I got bedzoned last night and reason I lost my virginity:(

[Michael Jackson]

Last night I met pretty laidy and friendzoned her:(

After that she bedzoned me and I couldn't do anything-.-

Now I can't find my virginity anymore..

Have I lost it?

Has she stolen it?

Where to find it???:(( my mom will kill me when she finds out!:(((

[zurew]

This should be put in the Entertainment/Fun section

[Preety_India]

She dodged a bullet my God. 

What is she doing with Michael Jackson's corpse in 2022 anyway 

Was she singing "I'm bad, I'm bad, you know I'm really bad."

Or was she singing "Dirty Diana ooooh" 

Or did she say "I've been hit by a smooth criminal." 

Or maybe she was simply singing "heee heeeee" 

 

She took the virginity of Michael Jackson, she must be a high quality woman (don't blame me, forum lingo) 

 

Edited May 10, 2022 by Preety_India

[Preety_India]

Dude you should stop your singing career and start a comedy career, your serious face makes me laugh uncontrollably especially when you're purposely trying to not be funny. 

 

You kill lol. 

 

I want to know Leo's reaction when he reads your post, it's the most epic post on this forum in so many years. 

This definitely belongs to the entertainment section. 

 

Edited May 10, 2022 by Preety_India