I want to help you because we're a perfect fit for each other. You're open to spiritual ideas but you have some unresolved emotional issues. You're not completely crazy, you're not suicidal, you just want to clean up your emotional space so that it allows you to focus on more important things.  Alright, that's enough about you, let's talk about ME!  
I'm the perfect fit for you because, first of all, I don't know you. I'm not your friend (yet), so I don't know your past, I don't know anything about you so I can't judge you based on anything. And you don't know me either, so you don't feel awkward or ashamed to share something personal with me. And because we don't know each other, we can start fresh, with a clean page, anything you tell me is gonna be new for me and I can give you a new perspective on it. I want to do this because I like to think that I've accumulated a lot of knowledge and wisdom about my own emotional issues. I did this with the help of powerful psychedelics and meditation. And it would be a pity if I don't share it or I don't help others with it. If this goes well, I'll shift my career in this direction and I'll do it full time. But for a year, I'll do this a few hours in the morning, right after I woke up, to serve you with the most productive state of my mind. It's gonna be completely selfless, free of charge (until I really become a professional). If you're interested, send me a private message, or post on this thread, or just mention my username in other topics. We can stick to messaging, but we can also do calls, video chats, whatever you prefer. Would be great if we could keep this topic alive so that others who need this can easily discover it. If you see this thread dying, just shitpost anything, funny spiritual memes are the best for this