The Hero's Journey

[stevegan928]

(feel free to delete this thread if it's deemed inappropriate)  

So a wise sage lives in my neck of the desert who goes by the name of The Colorado River Toad. I'm having a bit of trouble seeing infinity. Luckily I  live in a small town along the Colorado river.

So my plan is to buy a kanu and embark on an adventure to the ass end of the Colorado where this wise being resides, find him, say hello, give him a back scratch and let him go on his marry way.  

What do y'all fellow Actualizers think of this plan? 

Edited December 16, 2016 by stevegan928

[Arman]

heck, why not?