(not) getting laid

[ivankiss]

@Zeroguy I have 9+ years of experience in serious relationships. You guys simply cannot lecture me.

It would be like a baby trying to teach me how to be an accountant.

[Peter Miklis]

37 minutes ago, ivankiss said:

...unless... both accounts is actually just you, and you're jerking off in your mom's basement while talking to yourself 

Hahaha that would be fucking hilarious?? almost spit out my beer reading that

[Zeroguy]

Just now, ivankiss said:

@Zeroguy I have 9+ years of experience in serious relationships. You guys simply cannot lecture me.

It would be like a baby trying to teach me how to be an accountant.

Love you .Already apologized.

 

 

Hey @Hulia will save pick up lines when we deepen our intimacy and connection.I have nice collection.All memorized.

Just now, Peter Miklis said:

Hahaha that would be fucking hilarious?? almost spit out my beer reading that

Yeah hahahahaha .I find it funny too.

[Zeroguy]

Was fun. 

Time to relax this thread a bit. 

What  music you like to listen and dance to? 

Post some stuff. 

I would really like to know. 

[Zeroguy]

You know songs that make you sing them during the day when you are doing your stuff. 

What you ussualy put on to play. 

[Hulia]

it´s always different

now I was thinking about something like that

 

[Hulia]

I also like Secret Service

 

 

[Zeroguy]

@Hulia Not really music for picking cherries? 

[Hulia]

Actually I stopped listenning to music for many years now. I guess, I need to restart and then I report you.

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

Actually I stopped listenning to music for many years now. I guess, I need to restart and then I report you.

I see. 

Oh our sick and twisted love. 

 

[Hulia]

Just now, Zeroguy said:

@Hulia Not really music for picking cherries? 

Hahaha

but for picking strawberries

 

 

[Zeroguy]

Well I know from where I would pick them from. 

[Hulia]

2 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

I see. 

Oh our sick and twisted love. 

 

In the basement of your mum ?

they say

 

this is probbaly my favorate

 

[Hulia]

or this is my favorate, idk

ok, I have to cook a soup

 

[Zeroguy]

You are good I already made my lunch. 

Check what philosophers are doing. Nah... 

Edited July 10, 2021 by Zeroguy

[Hulia]

 

 

[Zeroguy]

What happened with my angel? 

 

[Zeroguy]

Bringing you good news silly so just stay here. 

❤️

[Zeroguy]

It will take you less then 180 seconds to take my clothes off and leave mw with just watch on my hand. 

Understand now? 

[Hulia]

11 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

It will take you less then 180 seconds to take my clothes off and leave mw with just watch on my hand. 

Understand now? 

:)))) As far as I know you, you are strolling around half naked anyways