Hulia

(not) getting laid

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22 minutes ago, Hulia said:

@Zeroguy Zero, why are you spending all the evenings with me instead of watching foorball? Are you a macho or are you not? :)

I am late on schedule .Didn't completed all projects .Have to be finished for Monday.

22 minutes ago, Hulia said:

It´s your fault. Well the other outcome would have been even worse....

Yeah I understand.

Time to jump in my batmobil.Calling it off ,was fun hanging out with you.

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While my lady is sleeping. Had idea of jumping into batmobil but nah was tired already. So I made pizza which I am eating right now and kinda considered texting my lady with "I miss you" following forum advices. Ofcourse not, haha. Do all the oposite that's my motto. 

So I came up with Challenge for you. If you dare. 

Call your neighbor on coffee. Mess his mind let him hope. 

Write here everything he tried to do after it. 

Nice possible comedy. 

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Maybe it's jacket for blonde and stockings for brunette but for you I have this.

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For cherries? I have a bucket already. 

And of course I won´t invite  a neighbor. I don´t enjoy playing with the guys out if my league.

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You have high opinion about yourself.Totally unjustified but go ahead please convince me.

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Furious lady just come here and lets have fun,relax.All ok.

Shot all your bullets on me.

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Imagine fired up hyena does indeed decide to change her hair colour into that of my personal likings.

With that core.Just needs to be properly chanelled into right direction. Sky is the limit.

Might give it a try.Afterall I am random blackhaired guy with hazel eyes ....and yes 6 pack.

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This nightmare already stucked in my mind.Will never allow myself this.

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1 hour ago, Zeroguy said:

This nightmare already stucked in my mind.Will never allow myself this.

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What? A yellow t-shirt? :))))

Maybe I confused you with another guy in a dream?? Oh how embarassing! Me hugging him now and then and him just smyling shyly and never saying a word.... Now I understand why.. 

Never go into that city again. Awkward, cringy... 

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2 hours ago, Zeroguy said:

Imagine fired up hyena does indeed decide to change her hair colour into that of my personal likings.

Maybe when I am 80.. the hair will get anyway white, as white as snow

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30 minutes ago, Hulia said:

What? A yellow t-shirt? :))))

Maybe I confused you with another guy in a dream?? Oh how embarassing! Me hugging him now and then and him just smyling shyly and never saying a word.... Now I understand why.. 

I really must've been cute boy in that dream.Guess style influences behaivor.

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Never go into that city again. Awkward, cringy... 

You dreamed Belgrade?

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25 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Maybe when I am 80.. the hair will get anyway white, as white as snow

We wouldn't go that far c'mon.

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Need that tarot reading. Actually I am quite curious. 

So hard to take few hards from deck and takes so much time too. Haha

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15 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

You dreamed Belgrade?

Do you think they have signboards with the place names in the dream? :)

It was a city with cars, people, construction site... Sunny and noisy.

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18 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Need that tarot reading. Actually I am quite curious. 

So hard to take few hards from deck and takes so much time too. Haha

When we meet, I will show you, how to call on ghosts and ask them questions. With a saucer ant the letters written on  a paper in a circle. 

Now you have made me curious, what the tarot will say. Obviously only rubbish

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Construction site.... Interesting. 

Yellow t-shirt, really... Yellow t-shirt. 

Well wouldn't stand the heat  and colour and knowing myself will take it off. Something wrong with the dream. 

Just now, Hulia said:

When we meet, I will show you, how to call on ghosts and ask them questions. With a saucer ant the letters written on  a paper in a circle. 

Ah... That might be interesting. Will laugh so much or maybe not. 

 

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1 minute ago, Zeroguy said:

Well wouldn't stand the heat  and colour and knowing myself will take it off. Something wrong with the dream. 

I tell you, it was another guy. Did he take me for an urban madwoman? Definitely. 

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10 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I tell you, it was another guy. Did he take me for an urban madwoman? Definitely. 

Hahahahahahahahaha 

Go make that cherry pie please. 

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 Since we will wait for our tarot  card reading for nobody know how long.

What's your astrological sign?

Lion pls be lion.

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