(not) getting laid

[Hulia]

12 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

I will just leave you there.Maybe some of those tourists is that ...naive to fall for vacation plan and he will take you there.White knights are everywhere.

Good plan! I´ll pick the best one and make you furious, jelous, mad.

[Zeroguy]

Want to live there with my lady. 

What will I do in my free time. Well what can guy in leather jacket do? 

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Funniest thing of all is that you are pushing some adventure while I am trying to create very romantic type of vacation where will we both enjoy. 

It's vacation.Vacation. 

Ok, then let´s go to Denmark and rent a house on the river bank. A river without crocodile and snakes. Without vaudeville girls. 

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Good plan! I´ll pick the best one and make you furious, jelous, mad.

No you won't. Don't you dare. 

Poor whiteknight. 

[Zeroguy]

5 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Ok, then let´s go to Denmark and rent a house on the river bank. A river without crocodile and snakes. Without vaudeville girls. 

Are you implying you can substitute woman from rented apartment? 

[Hulia]

3 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Are you implying you can substitute woman from rented apartment? 

A teacher Irina? I think so, I have also a teacher´s master degree. What subject does whe teach? 

Edited June 28, 2021 by Hulia

[Zeroguy]

Yeah a casstle. Dark ages are long passed my dear. Crocodiles. 

Florida not Denmark. 

Hey pick up there. 

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

A teacher Irina? I think so, I have also a teacher´s master degree. What subject does whe teach? 

MSc of? 

She doesn't teach already said. Serbia. 

You guys have no idea how lucky you are and how your complaints sometimes seems so silly and absurd. 

[Hulia]

6 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Yeah a casstle. Dark ages are long passed my dear. Crocodiles. 

Florida not Denmark. 

Hey pick up there. 

I have a german pass, I can go almost everywhere

[Hulia]

5 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

MSc of? 

She doesn't teach already said. Serbia. 

You guys have no idea how lucky you are and how your complaints sometimes seems so silly and absurd. 

yeahhh, about rocket science and stiff redbeard?  I know

[Zeroguy]

Oh I forgot that. Well your list is becoming better, no denial about it. 

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

yeahhh, about rocket science and stiff redbeard?  I know

Younger guys are rocket scientists trying to re invent the wheel. 

Redbeard, hmmm maybe secretly? Who knows. 

[Hulia]

32 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Oh I forgot that. Well your list is becoming better, no denial about it. 

I can also teach you German- grammar, phonetics.. if you like

If not, should I give you a lesson in Mathematics? The queen of all sciences

[Zeroguy]

German grammar. Find 5 words and put them together into one. 

Math you say. Hahahahahahahahaha 

Challenge accepted. 

[Hulia]

I´ve just got a date for vaccination. What? Everyone is boasting.

[Zeroguy]

58 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I´ve just got a date for vaccination. What? Everyone is boasting.

[Zeroguy]

Date for vacation and date for vaccination(finished that long time ago). You lucky lady. 

Well unfortunately ain't no blonde. ?

[Zeroguy]

I gave a thought about your love for dead reptiles and reptiles in general. 

To avoid all that

Soooooo I give you a chance for you to decide what would you like to see me wearing. 

Then.... I will decide what will cover your divine femininity. 

[Hulia]

32 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Well unfortunately ain't no blonde. ?

What is "ain't"? you are not? or I am not?

I won´t colour my hair for you!

23 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Soooooo I give you a chance for you to decide what would you like to see me wearing

Anything you want, but no leather jacket, please  Not good for karma to wear a skin of dead creatures.

Maybe yellow t-shirt and blue jeans like a flag of my country?

28 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

Then.... I will decide what will cover your divine femininity. 

Would it be rather a dress or a jeans (skinny)?

 

I was just thinking about it. Because some time ago I imagined a dress with sun flowers, but it´s not there an more, I chucked it away. 

[Zeroguy]

6 minutes ago, Hulia said:

What is "ain't"? you are not? or I am not?

I won´t colour my hair for you!

What?Well atleast I tried. But I know why. 

6 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Anything you want, but no leather jacket, please  Not good for karma to wear a skin of dead creatures.

And you asked me to gather their skin for you?! I will prove you my manliness there are better ways for that. 

OK I admitt I never sat or rided a horse in my life. Don't want to get embaressed and lose you. 

6 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Maybe yellow t-shirt and blue jeans like a flag of my country?

Yellow t-shirt. What?! No! 

Don't you ever dare to ask for yellow pants. 

Underwear.... well I am ok with experimentation. 

6 minutes ago, Hulia said:

Would it be rather a dress or a jeans (skinny)?

 

Dress. Little black dress will be just fine if you ask me. 

6 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I was just thinking about it. Because some time ago I imagined a dress with sun flowers, but it´s not there an more, I chucked it away. 

Like a pair of hippies. Well why not we might try.