Puns from Actualized.org

[FlyingLotus]

So, I’ve been using voice recognition software to make notes from Leo’s videos and I’ve come across some funny puns.  Thought you might enjoy…

Original Words              What Google Documents hears

-actualized                         = actual eyes

-inner work                        = in her twerk

-enlightenment                 = lightning monk

-epistemic work                = up in stomach work

-integrity                             = tiger tea

-field of awareness           = Bastille of weariness

-biases                                = buy a seat

-rationally minded            = rashly blinded

-you created it all              = Ukrainian doll

-existential crisis               = exit central spite this

-dogmatic ideology          = dog mower apology

-hot witch girlfriend         = hog itch gorilla friend

-but Leo                             = butt Julio

-the whole of God, not just a part   = the hole of God, not just a fart

[Gregp]

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[JosephKnecht]

On 5/23/2021 at 3:05 AM, FlyingLotus said:

-you created it all              = Ukrainian doll

My favorite.  

[FlyingLotus]

Autocorrect is so funny.  I thought I wanted enlightenment but lightning monk sounds way cooler.  Where’s that  video Julio?

Tiger tea sounds like that stuff Charlie Sheen was on.  Guess how much “tiger tea” Charlie Sheen drank.  Enough to kill two and a half men.

[Shin]

-rationally minded            = rashly blinded

 

[Mason Riggle]

Heyyy, this is Leo  = It'sa me, Mario

[Elton]

Hahaha

[ivankiss]

I laughed so hard I entered full God mode 

[Girzo]

On 23.05.2021 at 3:05 AM, FlyingLotus said:

-actualized                         = actual eyes

ACTUAL LIES!