Mega-Thread Of Outrageous, Ridiculous, and Absurd Quotes

[Harikrishnan]

17 hours ago, Rilles said:

Taken in the right context I can see why he would say that. 

How about these?

We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

Ayn Rand

[Rilles]

21 hours ago, EmptyVase said:

I'd say that this statement is valid for every quote, even every single forum post, here. 

 

[Rolo]

“It is better to kill an innocent by mistake than spare an enemy by mistake”- Polpot 

[Rilles]

8 minutes ago, Rolo said:

“It is better to kill an innocent by mistake than spare an enemy by mistake”- Polpot 

Thats so stage Red! Pure paranoia at play!

[Flexible]

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Spirituality=

"the quality that involves deep feelings and beliefs of a religious nature, rather than the physical parts of life"

--Cambridge dictionary

 

[abrakamowse]

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"The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."

— Henry Kissinger, United States Secretary of State, (March 10, 1975)

 

 

[Talinn]

“Without music, life would be a mistake” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

I write this, listening to music

[Willie]

Headpats for headpats, nyaaaaaaaaaaaa! - Natalie Wynn

Edited October 30, 2020 by Willie

[abrakamowse]

[dharm4]

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

-Donald Trump

This guy has an infinite amount of ridiculous quotes

[abrakamowse]

“If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us,”

 

Donald Trump

[vibv]

On 30.10.2020 at 0:31 AM, Talinn said:

“Without music, life would be a mistake” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

That's an absolutely awesome quote! How is that outreageuos?

[Rilles]

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

-Pat Robertson

 

Edited November 6, 2020 by Rilles

[Carl-Richard]

8 hours ago, Rilles said:

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

-Pat Robertson

[GreenLight]

“Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys!” 

- Jehovah (1 Samuel 15:3)

[vladorion]

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If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

- Joe Biden

 

[vladorion]

 

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"I am conscious of absolutely everything. I am completely omniscient. I know everything that's happening in the entire universe all at once."

The doorbell rings...

"Hold on. What is at my door?"

Leo Gura

 

[damas]

On 8/11/2020 at 2:47 PM, Milos Uzelac said:

“Democracy does not contain any force which will check the constant tendency to put more and more on the public payroll. The state is like a hive of bees in which the drones display, multiply and starve the workers so the idlers will consume the food and the workers will perish.”

                                                                                                                            -- Plato, supposed quote from Republic and Life

 

If he's saying there's no global checks in democracy to prevent people who work from dying out while ones who don't get rich, he's right.

[damas]

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"Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure." - George Sand

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Reason = Virtue = Happiness

 

[Rilles]

"Our own existence once presented the greatest of all mysteries, but... it is a mystery no longer because it is solved. Darwin and Wallace solved it..."

- Richard Dawkins