Mega-Thread Of Outrageous, Ridiculous, and Absurd Quotes

[ItsNick]

Quote

"There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement."
- Lord Kelvin,1900.

 

[Lyubov]

[Extreme Z7]

Here's an absolute gem!

[John876]

40th U.S president Ronald Reagan at the United Nations

Edited August 12, 2020 by John876

[Zigzag Idiot]

Taken from-

[Leo Gura]

28 minutes ago, Zigzag Idiot said:

[electroBeam]

18 hours ago, Shunyata said:

'I think, therefore, I am' Rene Descartes

should be "I think, therefore I suffer"

[Zigzag Idiot]

[Zigzag Idiot]

Bubba aka Slick Willy said to a congressional hearing during the Lewinski scandal- 

"That depends on what the meaning of 'is' is." 

 

[VerballyHazardous]

[Rilles]

"The Indians are a beastly people with a beastly religion" - Winston Churchill

[diamondpenguin]

"I started doing drugs when I was 11."

-Mike Tyson

[Yog]

Creativity hits at random and spontaneously. It is then that you create your art.

-My band mate

[Emiliano]

"Jesus Christ was the first republican"

-Random stranger on facebook lol

[Giancarlo]

"They are casting their problems at society. And, you know, there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then, also, to look after our neighbours."

– Margaret Thatcher

[Jennjenn]

Someone posted this today on Instagram, talking about Kamala and Biden and saying that Trump can’t be racist because he’s from NY

Edited August 12, 2020 by Jennjenn

[Danioover9000]

 "Appreciate that some people will seek retribution onto you for ruining their illusion."  Yogic proverb.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Danioover9000
Typo.

[Danioover9000]

@Giancarlo

3 hours ago, Giancarlo said:

"They are casting their problems at society. And, you know, there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then, also, to look after our neighbours."

– Margaret Thatcher

   How is this ridiculous?

[Osaid]

On 8/11/2020 at 5:55 AM, whatishappeningtome said:

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault” - Donald J. Trump

Holy shit I can't believe that's an actual quote from the president of the US LOL

[seriousman24]