Leo! Do Astral proyection! ( + bonus astral porn anecdote)

[mmKay]

*PG 18*

It's relatively easy to do, just "hard" to stay in that dimension for long. 

I don't know if you ever done it. Just gonna throw a short and sweet description. 

Basically go to sleep with the intent of regaining pressence exactly when the shift of "mundane consciousness" To "sleep" happens. Would be easier than microwaving a bowl of oatmeal having  your base level of consciousness. 

For the sake of explanation consider this concept : imagine like you have two bodies  overalapped on eachother, or as if there was a ghost inside of your physical body that feels EXACTLY LIKE YOUR DIRECT EXPERIENCE.

This is  the "astral body".

You may leave your body by different ways. Rolling out of your physical body, tensing your astral abs and crunching up, or experiencig a sleep paralysis where you cant move ur physical body but "you are aware". From my experience this is the moment where it's easiest to leave. The "muscles" you are trying to move are from the astral body. But idk how to deliberately have sleep paralysis so nevermind that. 

You leave your body, you float up by default and you controll with your will and thoughts. 

I'm just so interested in what would happen for you with such level of Awareness. Maybe you could be an astral Lifecoach for machine elves or smth. Just throwing ideas lol. 

From my handful experiences I was never able to sustain it for more than a relative minute or two. But me and my dad seem to be naturals since we did it with no guidance whatsoever. 

Little anecdote:

there i am, having just popped out of my body. Im floating at the roof of my room. I get myself to fly down vertically. My feet make contact with the floor. It feels cold AF even though IRL I have a carpet. 

Seems that my horniness followed me to this dimension. First thing that comes to my mind is wow, this is it. I heard I can have astral sex? 

Then somehow I manifested three hot astral babes.

I remember they were blue.

But they werent in three dimensions. It was a weird mix between two and three dimensions. It was really dificult and mayne impossible to have a proper look at them.

My most accurrate description is two / three dimensional "Mosaic Art" beings. Dmt art and machine elves are close, but these were WAY more humanoid. 

Anyways, the one in the middle turned around, bent over and sticked her ass out to me. The two on the sides grabbed her asscheeks and pulled them apart. Yass. This is what Ive been meditating all these years for. 

Thanks to my sharp social skills and deep understanding of female psychology I assumed that this I was an Invitation for me to make a move. 

Excited, I removed my belt in one strong pull  ( weird, because obviously I didnt go to sleep with a belt on) and unzipped my pants. 

So I flipped out my suprisingly long astral cock to rawdog my new hot interdimensional wife not caring at all about childcare or std's. AND THEN?? 

Right before sticking it in I got kicked out of the dimension. WOW!? 

If you ever played minecraft it was EXACTLY as if you loose internet connection or you get banned from a server. Imagine you are inmersed in the game , minding your own business looking at the pixeled screen and from one second to the another you are staring at the lobby screen with the words "disconnected from server" 

I was COMPLETELY CONSCIOUS during the "dimension switch". It was like flipping a switch. 

I was sad, dissapointed and horny. 

I felt like that was a like a standard test towards newbies for deeper access to the dimension. 

Now I see why its called having " Blue balls " LOL

I'm an astral incel. I could have lost my astral virginity. 

 

Ive been a sad boi ever since. lol

 

This is your chance to get laid in quarantene guys

[fridjonk]

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Lucid Dreaming 101, never have sex in your first dream but, of course, most fail this test. 

[VerballyHazardous]

@mmKay

My man got cockblocked by God

[mmKay]

@Pookie LOL, that's going to be my niche now. 50 Shades of Astral Grey coming soon