Is Sadhguru a sad guru?

[clouffy]

Or a happy guru?

I'd like to be HappiGuru

[Aldo]

He is battling with depression

 

[Rilles]

he is that which is aware of the sad guru

[cetus]

@clouffy

Sheer bliss mode..............

 

[Shin]

Isn't it so ?

[Paul92]

@Shin yes or no? Hello? 

[Shin]

Seems so sad ?

 

[MM1988]

Seeee. You have to understand this. Life a certain process, and what you call a body, is a basically a accumulation. This body is the most sophisticated technology on the planet. Isnt it? hello?  It can turn a banana into a human being. Let me ask you this. Do you remember your great great grandfather? Hello? But his nose is sitting on your face. Yoga means union.

[Shin]

 

The human mind is the most complex machine on the planet,

Let me ask you a question,

Did you ever bothered reading the user manual ?

 

Hummmmm ?

 

 

Yes

 

Or

 

No ?

 

 

 

Edited April 24, 2019 by Shin

[purerogue]

Funny to have Yes  or NO questions from guy who never answers with Yes or No!  

[Shin]

1 hour ago, MM1988 said:

This body is the most sophisticated technology on the planet.  

It can turn a banana into a human being.

 

[EmptyInside]

This thread is hilarious. Lmfao

[clouffy]

@EmptyInside yes or no? 

[clouffy]

@Shin 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Shin said:

 

Did you ever bothered reading the user manual ?

 

it comes in Sanskrit, can't read

Edited April 25, 2019 by clouffy

[Adam M]

Wtf u guys talking about

[Javad]

hahaha enlightenment jokes. You people know how to make everything funny lol.

[Martin123]

On 4/24/2019 at 5:50 PM, MM1988 said:

Seeee. You have to understand this. Life a certain process, and what you call a body, is a basically a accumulation. This body is the most sophisticated technology on the planet. Isnt it? hello?  It can turn a banana into a human being. Let me ask you this. Do you remember your great great grandfather? Hello? But his nose is sitting on your face. Yoga means union.

Id rather turn a human being into a banana.
I LOVE bananas. SO MUCH that I am sure that I was a monkey in a past life. 

[clouffy]

@Martin123 was sadhguru a banana in his past life?

[pluto]

@Shin

Isn't it?

[Martin123]

8 hours ago, clouffy said:

@Martin123 was sadhguru a banana in his past life?

Don't be ridiculous. Only the most enlightened ones among us have experienced the banana life.