A lazy but effective way to enlightenment

[Aldo]

Hello everyone. For everyone who does not know kali she is considered by hindus as the godess of destruction and as a doorway to enlightened.

For sadhguru she is much more than a myth. Here is what he says about kali.

Kali is not just an idol or something you believe in. She can become a living reality for you
Kali is a very fierce form.
You need a different kind of skill to manage a woman like that! In many ways, she is very easily approachable compared to other forms, but at the same time, very, very fierce. When you invite someone very fierce, if you do not know how to manage them, they may eat you up! There are others which are even more fierce and terrible. Usually, the yogis created very fierce forms because these are fierce people – they cannot live with a tame woman. They want someone really wild.
- sadhguru

Looks like the perfect wife for Leo, the true seakers and many sex maniacs.
For all of you nofappers out there this might be the solution. All you got to do is learn to attract the goddess and she will do the work for you. You just lay back and enjoy. 

 

 

[tsuki]

Beautiful.

[Shin]

Can I buy one from Amazon ?

Is there an after sales ?

[Rilles]

let Kali be your waifu 

[Shin]

4 minutes ago, Rilles said:

let Kali be your waifu 

[mandyjw]

@Shin

[Rilles]

30 minutes ago, Shin said:

The gods and godesses of India created anime (and waifus) for our pleasure ??

[Aldo]

2 hours ago, Shin said:

Can I buy one from Amazon ?

Is there an after sales ?

I got mine at wallmart if you dont find one ill give you mine once she s done with me

[mandyjw]

@Aldo Walmart is a really good place to find them I hear. 

[Aldo]

10 minutes ago, mandyjw said:

@Aldo Walmart is a really good place to find them I hear. 

Walmart is sacred

[mandyjw]

1 minute ago, Aldo said:

Walmart is sacred

I've definitely had some pretty profound spiritual experiences while shopping there. 

[Aldo]

55 minutes ago, mandyjw said:

I've definitely had some pretty profound spiritual experiences while shopping there. 

Cvs pharmacy also has some grace floating around. Its more subtle but still you can feel it.

[mandyjw]

@Aldo Wherever you go there you/God are. 

[Aldo]

12 minutes ago, mandyjw said:

@Aldo Wherever you go there you/God are. 

Not always i walked into a gas station once and almost got posessed. If kali wouldn't be there for me i would be burning in hell propably

[Shin]

I hope they are as cheap as chinese bride, because they always sneak out the mine fields somehow.

[mandyjw]

@Aldo Possessed by what? God? Not God? 

[Aldo]

11 minutes ago, Shin said:

I hope they are as cheap as chinese bride, because they always sneak out the mine fields somehow.

I got it for 30 bucks per month but she is worth a fortune. If you want to do pick up and got approach anxety start with her 

[Forestluv]

A bizarre distortion and immature mockery of Sadhguru's teaching on Hinduism. 

Edit: After feedback from a couple members, I can see how the above statement is a bit too strong. It would be better to rephrase it to say this thread has devolved into immature mockery and sex jokes regarding a spiritual being/concept, which doesn't hold much substance toward spiritual growth and understanding - and can be counter-productive to those engaged in this area of spirituality.