I am delusional and ignorant. Ask me anything!

[Toby]

What are the best practices? How did you get into this state?

[Shin]

3 minutes ago, Toby said:

What are the best practices? How did you get into this state?

Blaming everyone for everything that you don't like.

That alone will get you very far !

[Toby]

20 minutes ago, Shin said:

Blaming everyone for everything that you don't like.

That alone will get you very far !

Yeah, but what about some books. Any recommendations? Or spiritual practices that will work?

[allislove]

22 minutes ago, Toby said:

What are the best practices? How did you get into this state?

Start from "Do lying" 20 minutes per day. It's important to make it a habit, watch Leo's episode on "How To Lie".

[Nahm]

@Amun And out of nowhere, an honest one. ??

[tecladocasio]

1 hour ago, Amun said:

Why thank you

Your delusions are so on point ! 

[cetus]

      My dear heart, always think you are better then others. Do not listen to their sorrows with compassion. 

                If you want peace, harbor bad thoughts, gossip and teach others what you do not know.

                                                                                                                                                                  -Rummi

[ajasatya]

4 minutes ago, cetus56 said:

teach others what you do not know

what about the book of not knowing?

[cetus]

12 minutes ago, ajasatya said:

what about the book of not knowing?

Who needs it! That's for those non-delusional weirdos who can't seem to get with the program set by general society.

[Truth Addict]

@everyoneonthisforum

This thread is gold.

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[Amun]

4 hours ago, Toby said:

What are the best practices? How did you get into this state?

4 hours ago, Toby said:

What are the best practices? How did you get into this state?

The absolute best practice would be high quality ego mastrubation tied with something pleasurable imo but I didn't do much myself to reach this level of ignorance. 

 

3 hours ago, Toby said:

Yeah, but what about some books. Any recommendations? Or spiritual practices that will work?

Uhh, i like alice in wonderland? 

 

3 hours ago, tecladocasio said:

Your delusions are so on point ! 

I'm flattered 

 

3 hours ago, cetus56 said:

      My dear heart, always think you are better then others. Do not listen to their sorrows with compassion. 

                If you want peace, harbor bad thoughts, gossip and teach others what you do not know.

                                                                                                                                                                  -Rummi

This

[How to be wise]

“You are delusional and ignorant,” is that really true? Is it in your direct experience?

[abrakamowse]

My direct experience is that I hit my head against a wall, I get hurt.

 

So, matter is real and there's a world outside there.

 

[Shin]

9 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

My direct experience is that I hit my head against a wall, I get hurt.

 

So, matter is real and there's a world outside there.

 

And the fact that happens too when I dream doesn't challenge this ultimate truth at all ?

[TheAvatarState]

The ultimate tip for being deluded and ignorant is to know for a fact you're not deluded and ignorant! ???

[Nahm]

How are babies made?

[Amun]

22 hours ago, How to be wise said:

“You are delusional and ignorant,” is that really true? Is it in your direct experience?

kinda ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

6 minutes ago, Nahm said:

How are babies made?

When a man and a woman like eachother, they find a comfortable bedroom and gently wrestle. This wrestling pleases the god of war so he rewards them by planting a baby into the womans womb.

 

5 minutes ago, Mikael89 said:

@Amun Where are you?

In my bed right now

[Amun]

2 minutes ago, Mikael89 said:

@Amun Where is your bed?

Next to my table

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, Amun said:

Next to my table

Your coffee table ? 

[Amun]

30 minutes ago, Shin said:

Your coffee table ? 

regular table

 

29 minutes ago, Mikael89 said:

Where is your table?

next to my bed