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[zeroISinfinity]

47 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

Lol .. But we are not horses. That's why I didn't get the pun.

I'm an unicorn. Very different. Don't compare me with a simple horse.

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You are such an devil. No horses or unicorns all are God.? Brace yourself for another flame war on forum. ?

Half baked philosophers vs stage blue people. It so fun to read how egoic mind crushes(including my own) ?

Share the unicorn ? or is it high consciousness horse who knows?! 

[abrakamowse]

42 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

You are such an devil. No horses or unicorns all are God.? Brace yourself for another flame war on forum. ?

Half baked philosophers vs stage blue people. It so fun to read how egoic mind crushes(including my own) ?

Share the unicorn ? or is it high consciousness horse who knows?! 

hahaha... Omg. Flame wars suck. We need to meditate more and to be free like unicorns Lol

[Shin]

[zeroISinfinity]

2 minutes ago, Shin said:

Uff I need more of These pictures. Can't beleive how this unicorn is hot. Dayum. Sorry @Shin.

Who needs hot asian hippie girl when you could have this Greek God. 

[abrakamowse]

Hahaha

[Rilles]

17 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

hahaha... Omg. Flame wars suck. We need to meditate more and to be free like unicorns Lol

But the horn of the unicorn is a weapon. We cant deny our warlike nature. We are both beautiful and ugly at the same time. Even a cute pupper and a doggo has sharp teeth. 

[Shin]

Inner engineering is old fashioned.

Inner Unicorn it is now !

Edited May 25, 2019 by Shin

[zeroISinfinity]

Just now, Shin said:

Inner engineering is old fashioned.

Inner Unicorn is it now !

Never underestimate power of inner unicorn. ?

Inner engineer ? was that not fun. 

Damn you made me horny and I have to wash dishes. 

[abrakamowse]

5 minutes ago, Rilles said:

But the horn of the unicorn is a weapon. We cant deny our warlike nature. We are both beautiful and ugly at the same time. Even a cute pupper and a doggo has sharp teeth. 

That's a shocker for me. Reality is hitting me hard.

Not sure if I will ever recover from understanding this.

I'm going to cry. 

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[zeroISinfinity]

Just now, abrakamowse said:

That's a shocker for me. Reality is hitting me hard.

Not sure if I will ever recover from understanding this.

I'm going to cry. 

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Just now, abrakamowse said:

 

5 minutes ago, Shin said:

 

Better cry now @Shin has lashes and leather fetish and from what I've been Noticed so far he has secret crush on you. So beware my friend.

Love triangles are messy. 

[Natasha]

4 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Love triangles are messy.

I, me, and myself doesn't sound messy at all 

[zeroISinfinity]

9 minutes ago, Natasha said:

I, me, and myself doesn't sound messy at all 

Hey you are ruining my fantasy not cool. ?

Oh damn can't get that unicorn out of my head.

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by zeroISinfinity

[Natasha]

10 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Oh damn can't get that unicorn out of my head.

[abrakamowse]

We unicorns are very strong! Lol

[zeroISinfinity]

19 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Yes focus on hot hippie girl. Hmm who needs focusing on breathing when you can focus on that hot unicorn no no no get out I mean focus on that awesome looking asian girl when she meditates.

Should go to zen monastery to get beaten up with that stick for sure. 

? Is in my veins and @Shin is in my ❤️

[Natasha]

55 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

and @Shin is in my ❤️

You know you can't make someone love you  

[abrakamowse]

2 minutes ago, Natasha said:

You know you can't make someone love you  

Or you can torture him/her until he/she loves you back

Lol

[Natasha]

5 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

Or you can torture him/her until he/she loves you back

Lol

I think that's what Zero is trying to do...but it's not working yet

@zeroISinfinity Hint 

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by Natasha

[abrakamowse]

@Natasha something like this space

 

[zeroISinfinity]

Just now, abrakamowse said:

@Natasha something like this space

 

??? Hahahhahaha!