Enlightenment Jokes Here

[MsNobody]

[Forestluv]

Why didn’t the gregorian monk get ordained?

 

He never got the chance / chants. 

[Forestluv]

@pluto I’ve had similar experiences. One time someone was asking to see my ID. At first I didn’t understand, then there was a vague notion of a concept about an ID. Then I snapped back into it.

It can be bizarre. Like trying to remember the name of an old high school acquaintance. “My ID? What’s an ID? Wait, the word ID sounds familiar. An ID has something to do with a story. But a story about what?” . . . When I figured it out and took out my ID, I started giggling. Egos actually make little cards with their picture on it. It seemed so ridiculously absurd. 

[pluto]

5 hours ago, Serotoninluv said:

@pluto I’ve had similar experiences. One time someone was asking to see my ID. At first I didn’t understand, then there was a vague notion of a concept about an ID. Then I snapped back into it.

It can be bizarre. Like trying to remember the name of an old high school acquaintance. “My ID? What’s an ID? Wait, the word ID sounds familiar. An ID has something to do with a story. But a story about what?” . . . When I figured it out and took out my ID, I started giggling. Egos actually make little cards with their picture on it. It seemed so ridiculously absurd. 

Hahahaha I know the exact feeling <3

Bless!

[Gabriel Antonio]

[Gabriel Antonio]

[Anton Rogachevski]

Really, this is the most profound topic on all this forum. I think any serious seeker should first visit here, and see how foolish all his "spiritual" beliefs are.

[Sempiternity]

So I sat down with my friend the other day for lunch to catch up.

I said "what you been up to since I last saw you?"

He said "I got enlightened".

I said "Interesting. How do you feel?".

He said "There is no me to feel anything.

I said "Interesting."

I reached over and took his plate of food.

He said "What do you think you're doing?"

I said "Well, if there is no you, I guess you're not going to be needing your lunch". 

[Shin]

4 hours ago, Gabriel Antonio said:

Nice Zen devil joke !

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[Charlotte]

[Gabriel Antonio]

[Shin]

Repost cause it's too funny

 

 

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[Gabriel Antonio]

[Gabriel Antonio]

[Shin]

1 minute ago, Gabriel Antonio said:

 

 

[Shin]

 

Ego be like:

 

 

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Edited January 25, 2019 by Shin

[Harikrishnan]

[Gabriel Antonio]

 

[MsNobody]

@Gabriel Antonio haha the “thou” one ?

[Gabriel Antonio]