Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Ether]

@Torkys it means nothing lel

but im not a hero, im a hero of my own journey, you are the hero of yours. you just dont know it yet

[Time Traveler]

Exercise on proof that I exist:

1. I think, so I exist
2. I fuck, so I exist
3. I eat, so I exist
4. I weight 120 kg, so I exist
5. I hate my life, so I exist
6. I hate my wife, so I exist
7. She hates me, so I exist
8. I hate my parents, so I exist
9. My parents punish me, so I exist
10. I fear life, so I exist
11. I am angry, so I exist
12. I am stupid, so I exist
13. I comment on actualized.org, so I definitely exist
14. My head aches, so I exist or at least my head exist
15. I drink beer, so beer exist (and and god loves me )
16. God loves me, so I exist
17. I do not love Leo, so he doesn't exist
18. Leo doesn't love me, do I exist ?

[Torkys]

@Ether I can already see it coming:

[Ether]

@Torkys hey man, if it only took 2 hours!

[Soulbass]

 

[i am I AM]

Individual(?): What if I wake up, and it's really boring?

Enlightened Master: Don't worry, because you will not mind

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[pluto]

[abrakamowse]

@pluto Cool !!!!

[abrakamowse]

[Natasha]

Happy April Fool's, everyone 

Thanks all for the great jokes and for keeping this thread alive! 

Edited April 1, 2018 by Natasha

[abrakamowse]

39 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Happy April Fool's, everyone 

Thanks all for the great jokes and for keeping this thread alive! 

Happy April fool Natasha! This thread will be always alive hehehe... we are goofy seekers Lol

[abrakamowse]

[Natasha]

@abrakamowse Very cute cartoon, I love Peanuts 

[abrakamowse]

@Natasha  They are so funny. Love them too! 

[pluto]

[abrakamowse]

[pluto]

Edited April 3, 2018 by pluto

[abrakamowse]

[Sempiternity]

Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation and was viewed as a Zen idol? It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM !

[Natasha]

@Jed Vassallo Good one