Enlightenment Jokes Here

[abrakamowse]

[Dodo]

Found My True Elf:

 

[Dodo]

You want to achieve a minimalist lifestyle. Your friends are peer pressuring you into going out for some drinks! What do you say - Namaste or Yamago?

Source: Funny conversation with Loreena

Edited April 26, 2017 by Dodoster

[Shin]

Awakening in a nutshell

 

Edited April 26, 2017 by Shin

[Primeval]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

[Shin]

When you finish lesson 7 of Bentinho Enlightenment Course

 

 

 

When the mind is seeking

 

Edited April 30, 2017 by Shin

[Primeval]

[Natasha]

4 hours ago, Snick-The ThinkTank said:

Snick gives you a short piece of timeless drama!  It's called "The ordinary and strange man"   

-Are you enlightened? (The ordinary man say) 

-Yes! (The strange man say)

-What are you doing here then? This is one of those deluded universes of duality!

It's as stupid as me going to one of those nondual universes!

This is not a place of truths, but we have other nice things, such as sex, sport, power, humor and laughter.

Shouldn't you go to one of those infinite numbers of nondual universes out there? 

"I would, if 'I' had free will", the strange man reply.

[Shin]

When you (think) you're ready to surrender

 

[Primeval]

[Loreena]

[Primeval]

"I'm Enlightened." - Ego

[Dan Jacob]

I don't know why, but Dada Gunamuktananda makes me want to laugh. Maybe it's because I'm mean. But he's taking enlightenment a bit too seriously I think. Does it really help to wear Indian attire, adopt an Indian name, and grow a beard?

Edited May 1, 2017 by Dan Jacob

[Shin]

When you can't judge anymore

 

Edited May 2, 2017 by Shin

[Dodo]

I'm more non-dual than you! 

[Toby]

[Loreena]

[Ludwig]

 

[Toby]

@Ludwig never get's old.