Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Natasha]

2 hours ago, Dodoster said:

Re-watching "Spiritual Enlightenment - The Most SHOCKING Truth You'll Ever Hear" by Leo and found this comment that is very deep, so wanted to share...  

The Absolute, of course. But those are not your balls 

[Dodo]

2 hours ago, Natasha said:

The Absolute, of course. But those are not your balls 

@Natasha Why am I so inlove with being this form? I seem to have full control over it's functions and it's kinda nice to do things with it . It's like a trip! Everything I do feels like a unique deep experience. By focusing on this thing, the present moment, when everything seems to be moving so quickly, one has to step back and view time for what it is - an illusion. Everything is growth and movement. Seeds and sprouts.. :)

[Loreena]

[Barna]

A "joke" about God

 

[Dodo]

Alicia takes a 5-meo-dmt breakthrough dose and becomes God

http://m.imgur.com/rXgwBpi?r

 

[pluto]

4 hours ago, Dodoster said:

Alicia takes a 5-meo-dmt breakthrough dose and becomes God

http://m.imgur.com/rXgwBpi?r

 

 

[Shin]

When your intuition makes you buy 2 boxes of condoms :

 

 

When you realize how much peaceful and quiet your mind was when you were meditating for 2 hours a day:

 

Edited March 28, 2017 by Shin

[Dodo]

19 minutes ago, Shin said:

When your intuition makes you buy 2 boxes of condoms :

 

Everybody likes a posh wank. Oh man we are being so low consciousness right about now my chakras are disaligning, fuuuuuck

[MsNobody]

[Dodo]

Humans are not allowed in hell, because they will mess up the place too much

[FirstglimpseOMG]

Speaking of hell... A man gets sent down to hell and meets the gatekeeper, who provides a quick orientation before leaving you to your eternal damnation and misery. "Contrary to popular belief," he says, "there are two sides to hell. There's eternal fire or eternal shit, and you do get to choose, after a quick preview of each aspect, come with me." He leads him to a huge iron door that opens to a blasting inferno, fire forever and no relief, forlorn tortured souls writhing in agony and screaming pain. The gatekeeper leads him to another door, where he is allowed to glance in. There he sees throngs of poor souls standing knee deep in shit and raw sewage, just standing around looking miserable and lost. "I'll take the shit side!" exclaims the man, "it looks way better than the fire side!" 

And so, in he goes, and off goes the gatekeeper. The big iron door slams shut and a lower demon appears from a side room. "Alright everyone, coffee break's over, back on your heads!"

[PureExp]

[pluto]

lol reminded me of this..

[Guest Annetta]

@Shin Amazing, isn't it?
 

[Dodo]

I'm 90% grapes.

[Loreena]

@Dodoster i'm 99.99 % open space. 

[Dodo]

1 hour ago, Loreena said:

@Dodoster i'm 99.99 % open space. 

I am 100% empty space ?

[Primeval]

[Dodo]

Think out load in front of the mirror, to yourself. When you are alone with yourself. 

Look at yourself and tell yourself the truths that only you can say to yourself. Only you can discover.

 

[PureExp]