Enlightenment Jokes Here

[kyle barnett]

Yeah haha the part we missed is that just because you are enlightened or whatever. You still have things you would choose to do or respond to. 

[Arman]

 

[mostly harmless]

The Dalai Lama comes into a Pizzaria and says: 'Make me one with everything.'

Edited March 4, 2017 by mostly harmless

[Primeval]

[PureExp]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

Apparently this guy is going to show up in my hometown to sing in the church in about 3 weeks... Holy crap!

Edited March 6, 2017 by Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj

[cetus]

@kyle barnett https://www.quora.com/How-was-Thich-Quang-Duc-able-to-burn-himself-to-death-without-moving-a-muscle

[Nahm]

[Primeval]

Edited March 6, 2017 by Lha Bho
Because Dragons

[Primeval]

[PureExp]

[Natasha]

4 hours ago, PureExp said:

Timeless wisdom 

[Primeval]

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Edited March 8, 2017 by Lha Bho
Because Dragons

[Loreena]

                                                          

[Loreena]

                                                         

[Shin]

I can't call you, I don't have your phone yet !

[Primeval]

[PureExp]

5 hours ago, Lha Bho said:

 

My case: the tiny circle lies outside the biggest circle, far away from it, most of the time.

[PureExp]

[Key Elements]

Enlightenment Pickup Lines:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine? 

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. 

I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. 

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.