Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Shin]

 

The bf :«What feels best ? Love or hatred ?»

The gf : «Love ! Love ! Definitely love ! Me gusta ?»

The bf : «My mom is coming for dinner tonight»

The gf : «FUCK that BITCH I'm OUTTA here !»

Edited May 8, 2021 by Shin

[Godhead]

6 hours ago, Natasha said:

This dog has been trained to sniff out people who need to post more enlightened jokes here 

 

[Natasha]

[Arthur]

 

[Kensho]

Well...that koan is busted

 

 

[Hello from Russia]

1 hour ago, Kensho said:

Well...that koan is busted

 

 

Lmao ?

[seeking_brilliance]

[Shin]

The forum those past few days :

 

[abrakamowse]

[Snader]

When you awaken and you try to go check your attachments.

[Dodo]

8 minutes ago, Snader said:

When you awaken and you try to go check your attachments.

Hallelujah ? Then you check your reputation and nowhere to be found ?

[Truth Seekah]

 

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

[caspex]

This is satire but lmaoo

[tsuki]

[Natasha]

[Godhead]

[Shin]

1 hour ago, Godhead said:

Says the buddhist monk who has to do some evil shit to take the new leader seat.

KEKW

[Natasha]

Lol I wouldn't be surprised 

[kai0]

psychedelics are good so we snort them, and their bad so we burn them

[Dodo]

Cheetah practicing the pathless path