Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Gesundheit]

On 05/02/2021 at 9:54 AM, blackchair said:

[Sempiternity]

On 3/7/2021 at 5:29 PM, Natasha said:

The reminds me of one of my favorite songs about a cow guru causing a cow uprising. Classic.

"None imagined the great cow guru. Cows are One."

 

[zeroISinfinity]

[zeroISinfinity]

[Rilles]

@ me if you can guess the episode ?

[zeroISinfinity]

[Matt23]

K, so here's some comebacks and disses I thought of in the shower (I may have been microdosing).

Imagine one of those shows where people diss each other.

"Yo jokes is so hollow, they ain't even got a subtle body!"

"Ya?  Well, by the time I'm done wit chu, you ain't gonna wish you ever even had a self!"

"Oh ya?  Well, by the time I'm done wit chu!, Ima send you back to the first chakra MF!"

"Ya?  Well at least I ain't already there!"

"Man... you so ignorant, you think truth and untruth are real distinctions!"

"Man, don't talk to me about truth and untruth, you haven't even reached stream entry!"

 

And come up with some awesome "Yo ego is so fat..." jokes.

ex:

• Yo ego is so fat, they had to add an extra chakra

... but you have to add a GIF or meme like this afterwards...

 

Edited March 19, 2021 by Matt23

[BlackMaze]

@Matt23 this is great. I love the your ego is so fat jokes idea

[Matt23]

2 minutes ago, BlackMaze said:

@Matt23 this is great. I love the your ego is so fat jokes idea

  cheers

[BlackMaze]

Yo ego so fat you bought yoga pants without yoging

[Carl-Richard]

1 hour ago, BlackMaze said:

Yo ego so fat you bought yoga pants without yoging

Yo ego so fat it's like Buddha before he became a yogi.

 

(kill me now )

[BlackMaze]

14 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

Yo ego so fat it's like Buddha before he became a yogi.

 

Yo ego so fat it prefers to be everything instead of nothing. 

[BlackMaze]

Edited March 20, 2021 by BlackMaze

[Natasha]

[zeroISinfinity]

6 hours ago, BlackMaze said:

 

 

[Natasha]

Reality check 

[Matt23]

On 3/19/2021 at 4:31 PM, BlackMaze said:

Yo ego so fat it prefers to be everything instead of nothing. 

Nice.

Yo ego is so fat, you needed ocean-entry instead of stream-entry. 

[Rilles]

On 20/03/2021 at 7:23 AM, zeroISinfinity said:

 

 

I love these (first one vanished for some reason)

[Carl-Richard]

OMFG I forgot how good this one is ?

 

[blackchair]

On 21/03/2021 at 2:53 PM, Natasha said:

Reality check 

im sharing this with my friends, its hilarious....