Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Guest SirVladimir]

@Jaka Pirs Hanzic That's Eastern Europe for ya. Only the greatest quality. 

[Jaka Pirs Hanzic]

@abrakamowse They should start selling mushroom tea in stores for real 

[Jaka Pirs Hanzic]

@SirVladimir Not Eastern because it’s Slovenia, but no offense taken because like with many things on the market today, the product did not deliver on it’s promise 

[Guest SirVladimir]

@Jaka Pirs Hanzic Right, just checked where Slovenia actually laid and realized you're directly below me. Welcome to the noble club of Central Europe, then. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by SirVladimir

[seeking_brilliance]

@Myioko

[nistake]

[abrakamowse]

@nistake ???

[Willie]

5 hours ago, nistake said:

Oops, all egos!

[Arthur]

[mmKay]

what's a yogi's favorite card game?
 

Yo-gi-oh 

 

 

Edited January 23, 2021 by mmKay

[Rilles]

On 19/01/2021 at 2:05 PM, Jaka Pirs Hanzic said:

Ego-boost anyone? I’ve got a yogurt just for you!

Yogi-urt!

[mmKay]

What would you call the buddha if he was exposed to radiation in Chernobyl?

 

 

A MU-tant

[mmKay]

lmfao sorry for this one ?

 

What would a Yogi's  gay porn star name be ?

Suck'an'anda

 

 

What does a Yogi yell when hes mad at his wife?

B*tch Sama- dhick

 

 

What's the name of  a Yogi's Car Workshop?

Kar'man

 

 

 

What was the Yogi doing before he was a Yogi?
 

He sell-fish

 

 

How the word Brahman came into existance : 

Two horny Yogis are robbing a woman's panty drawer at night. They see nothing because it's pitch dark.

1 - Is this the thing ?

2 - Nah, that's a brah-man.

 

Edited January 23, 2021 by mmKay

[Natasha]

@Rilles

[Loving Radiance]

@Natasha Crystal Bernie

[Natasha]

@Loving Radiance Saw this chalked on sidewalk yesterday. It's going viral 

[Preety_India]

@Natasha omg yeah those mittens. 

He walked into the inauguration the way one walks into a store at 3am.

 

[nistake]

Edited January 24, 2021 by nistake

[Natasha]

@nistake 

[nistake]

@Natasha Currently going through a juicy ego backlash due to my increased shadow work practises lately, so I thought it was appropriate to post these memes