Enlightenment Jokes Here

[abrakamowse]

@Loving Radiance

[meow_meow]

1 hour ago, Loving Radiance said:

When the student is ready the teacher appears.

When the student is truly ready the teacher Disappears.

behind every joke there is some truth 

[The Buddha]

Knock knock

.....................

Fuck, I'm knocking from inside

[caspex]

Hey God, can God get a God of God?

[Carl-Richard]

4 hours ago, The Buddha said:

Knock knock

.....................

Fuck, I'm knocking from inside

[abrakamowse]

[Rilles]

When Leo tries to point to the moon.

[Guest SirVladimir]

 

[Leo Gura]

What does the Buddha order at the burger joint?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A nothing-burger.

[mmKay]

some dad jokes for yall

 

What does an enlightened cow say?


MU

 

what kind of phone does the buddha have?

A no-selphone

 

what does the budda eat for breakfast?

An OMMMlet

 

What kind of headphones does the budda use?

Beats by Z.E.N


 

Edited January 16, 2021 by mmKay

[Rilles]

3 minutes ago, mmKay said:

What does an enlightened cow say?






 

 

 

 

MU

What does an Unenlightened student say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But Leooooooo..."

[mmKay]

3 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

What does the Buddha order at the burger joint?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A nothing-burger.

 

Edited January 16, 2021 by mmKay

[Vibroverse]

*How many enlightened beings are needed to change a lightbulb? 

*There is no lightbulb.

 

 

 

Sorry if this joke was already made. 

[Aaron p]

[mmKay]

 

[Guest SirVladimir]

One from the darker box of mine... 

[Loving Radiance]

@SirVladimir

[Natasha]

@SirVladimir

[Jaka Pirs Hanzic]

Ego-boost anyone? I’ve got a yogurt just for you!

[abrakamowse]

@Jaka Pirs Hanzic

When are they doing a Non-Ego version? Lol...