Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Hsinav]

Thougt this video fits here, love it.

 

[Arielle]

@How Low Can You Go  LOOOL

[Arielle]

@Vanish  lmao good one!!

[LiakosN]

How many Zen masters are needed in order to change a light bulb? 2... One to change it and one not to change it  ? 

[abrakamowse]

[Primeval]

[Primeval]

[Primeval]

[Guest Annetta]

[Key Elements]

This 85 year old couple, having been 
married almost 60 
years, had died in a car crash. They had been in 
good health the last ten 
years mainly due to her interest in health 
food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. 
Peter took them to their 
mansion which was decked out with a beautiful 
kitchen and master bath suite 
and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and 
aahed" the old man asked Peter how 
much all this was going to cost. 


"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." 

Next they 
went out back to survey the championship golf course that the 
home 
backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each 

week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf 

courses on earth. 

The old man asked, "what are the green fees?". 


Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." 

Next 
they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with 
the cuisine's of the world laid out. 

"How much to eat?" 
asked the old man. 

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it 
is free!" Peter 
replied with some exasperation. 

"Well, 
where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man 
asked 
timidly. 

Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as 
much as you 
like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you 
never get sick. 
This is Heaven." 

With that the old man went 
into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat 
and stomping on it, and 
shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried 
to calm him down, 
asking him what was wrong. 

The old man looked at his wife and 
said, "This is all your fault. If 
it weren't for your blasted bran 
muffins, I could have been here ten 
years ago!"

Edited February 4, 2017 by Key Elements

[Toby]

@Leo Gura If you don't find it remotely funny, just delete it.

Edited February 4, 2017 by Toby

[Natasha]

1 hour ago, Toby said:

@Leo Gura If you don't find it remotely funny, just delete it.

Leo is now the President's favorite. I like it! 

[Danielle]

[Hsinav]

The bad guy in the movie "Total recall 2" speaking spiritual truths.

http://www.wingclips.com/movie-clips/total-recall/heart-is-in-the-present?search_by=scripture

[Key Elements]

Eve's Online Dating Profile

Age: About 15 minutes since I was invented, but I don’t look a minute over ten minutes old

Location: Over by some ferns

Height: A tall vine

Weight: A bunch of sticks

Body Type: Only female type there is

Favorite music: Birds

Favorite movies: Birds

Favorite food: Birds

Hobbies: Being tempted, birds

Profession: Woman

Personality: VERY easily tempted

Turn-ons: Adam, birds

Income level: A handful of beautiful sticks

Looking for: The only other person in existence

[Loreena]

[cetus]

On ‎2‎/‎4‎/‎2017 at 10:03 AM, Natasha said:

Leo is now the President's favorite. I like it! 

Trump finally managed to do something right!

[abrakamowse]

Lmao!

[Hsinav]

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[abrakamowse]

30 minutes ago, Vanish said:

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Lol