Enlightenment Jokes Here

[cetus]

13 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

Yes..  It's known as The Devine Wind.

[abrakamowse]

7 minutes ago, cetus56 said:

Yes..  It's known as The Devine Wind.

Lmao!!!

[abrakamowse]

I actually found the best joke ever!

 

 

[FirstglimpseOMG]

Ah. Well. Silly me. All this questing & forum stuff. I know right? I'll just get ahold of that dude and he can just explain everything. Maybe we can be buddies & he'll let me gaze upon his harem again. 

[Markus]

On 12/22/2016 at 11:15 AM, Dodoster said:

It just dawned on me: What if John Cena is referring to the atman when he says "You can't see me"?? Enlightened as f 

And what if "My time is now" is referring to the illusory nature of time and the presence of the eternal now.

[Dodo]

53 minutes ago, Markus said:

And what if "My time is now" is referring to the illusory nature of time and the presence of the eternal now.

Actualized.org will be the final attachment i need to let go of to gain enlightenment. Then I will be one with John Cena.

[Key Elements]

[Key Elements]

[Key Elements]

[Dodo]

In a recent study, scientists have discovered that

Enlightenment can now be achieved by the acquisition of reputation points on Actualised.org!

200+ Hold on, soldier, you're getting there!

500+ reputation is deemed to be Very Enlightened.

1000+ reputation : You may now proceed to calling yourself God in everyday life and to do whatever you like to all the egoic motherbrothers out there. 

Congratulations,  you have attained. 

 

 

Edited January 23, 2017 by Dodoster

[abrakamowse]

[Key Elements]

6 hours ago, Dodoster said:

In a recent study, scientists have discovered that

Enlightenment can now be achieved by the acquisition of reputation points on Actualised.org!

200+ Hold on, soldier, you're getting there!

500+ reputation is deemed to be Very Enlightened.

1000+ reputation : You may now proceed to calling yourself God in everyday life and to do whatever you like to all the egoic motherbrothers out there. 

Congratulations,  you have attained. 

 

 

You mean video game enlightenment. ???????

[FirstglimpseOMG]

At 2500 points you've attained Ultimate Egoic Glory and circle around again, reverting to -1500 points in what is now your perpetual forum reincarnation hell. 

[outlandish]

Abstinence make the Church grow fondlers.

[Key Elements]

[askdfjnak]

I found a new master for everyone to learn from.
The more I watch it the more profound it becomes.

... this doesn't really belong in the joke section.
 

#hotmessexpress
#realnessexperience

[Life Coach]

On 22.1.2017 at 6:01 PM, Key Elements said:

tho music can be highly addicting and becoming a huge distraction and mind waster. I have had this

[askdfjnak]

non-dual guitarist:
 

 

[FindingPeace]

"What would you like for your birthday?"

Enlightened person: "To be present."

[Toby]