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“You don’t have problems; you are the problem.”

– Swami Chinmayananda

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When you get freaky with the girl next door but are also deep into your neti-neti practice 


Mind over Matter, Awareness over Mind

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In the halls of eternity, in one moment God itself asked the great question, "Who am I?"  It was thus that God awakened to the TRUTH, that it was in fact Chuck Norris.

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38 minutes ago, Flyboy said:

In the halls of eternity, in one moment God itself asked the great question, "Who am I?"  It was thus that God awakened to the TRUTH, that it was in fact Chuck Norris.

:PxD

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On 15.9.2020 at 4:20 PM, Dodo said:

 

When you get freaky with the girl next door but are also deep into your neti-neti practice 

I watched the vid trying really hard to figure out what's supposed to be spiritual about that.

Didn't read what you wrote below that ahahha. Great xDxD

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When you fight a Jnani on actualized.org forum (every other member) @AwakenedSoul444xD To lighten things up

 

 

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Mind over Matter, Awareness over Mind

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I recently came out to my parents as omnipresent.

They told me to leave the house, but I can't, since I am everywhere at once.

Please help. 

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Mind over Matter, Awareness over Mind

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3 hours ago, Dodo said:

I recently came out to my parents as omnipresent.

They told me to leave the house, but I can't, since I am everywhere at once.

Please help. 

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