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[abrakamowse]

A woman get cheated by her husband.

Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decide to go there to consult him. After few days of traveling, walking, climbing, she reach the top and meet the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to support him, take care of him. And now he left me with a young women. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he ask: "Is the cookie delicious?" "Yes"- she answer. "Do you want another one?" "Sure, please". The monk look her in the eyes and said "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speak. "I guess human nature is greedy. You got one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever, anything is impermanence. We should be aware and not disappointed for that". The monk shake his head "No, I mean you are too fat, you should eat less."

Edited November 22, 2016 by abrakamowse

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[Time Traveler]

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Edited December 2, 2016 by Key Elements

[Primeval]

 

Edited December 6, 2016 by Lha Bho

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[askdfjnak]

When you're stressing over enlightenment and you visit a master for advice:
 

 

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[Ray]

Is dat you... Alan Watts? 

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[Arman]

12 hours ago, Ray said:

Is dat you... Alan Watts? 

Ya or Philip K Dick, lol

 

[Arman]

On 10/5/2016 at 2:23 AM, cetus56 said:

Hehe, that reminds me of Pete Holmes' cartoon strips. They're not all spiritually related but they're all great imo. pardon the readability on some of them. one or two of them that aren't signed by pete might be someone elses.

 

 

 

 

 

This is one of my favs:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 12, 2016 by Arman

[Dodo]

It just dawned on me: What if John Cena is referring to the atman when he says "You can't see me"?? Enlightened as f 

[stevegan928]

On 12/7/2016 at 2:22 AM, Marc Schinkel said:

When you're stressing over enlightenment and you visit a master for advice:
 

 

such an odd movie. i think i might watch it again.

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[LetTheNewDayBegin]

What did the universe think before it burst into existence?

The sound of one hand clapping.

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[Guest Annetta]

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Super hearing, and pink!

I don't know if I have any funny Enlightenment memes, lemmi take a look here...


Ooh, found one.  Sorta.