Enlightenment Jokes Here

[zeroISinfinity]

Ultimate Narc never forget and I have Infinite ❤️ so you are mine. 

Honestly how this can be maid? 

Edited May 26, 2020 by zeroISinfinity

[nistake]

[VerballyHazardous]

On 5/26/2020 at 6:37 PM, zeroISinfinity said:

 

Now that is a hot witch girlfriend.

[Ananta]

[nistake]

A funny story from an interview with Adyashanti:

One day, when I was thirty-three, something happened without any emotion, which, for me, was absolutely necessary: I heard the call of a bird outside, and a thought came up from my gut, not from my head: Who hears this sound? The next thing I knew, I was the bird, and I was the sound, and I was the person listening; I was everything. I thought, I’ll be damned. I had tasted this at twenty-five, but there had been so much energy and spiritual byproduct. This time I didn’t get elated. It was just factual. I got up and went into the kitchen to see if I was the stove, too. Yeah, I was the stove. Looking for something more mundane, I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

Quite funny tbh

All jokes aside, this interview is really insightful. It cleared up a few things for me. You can read it here: https://www.thesunmagazine.org/issues/384/who-hears-this-sound

[Natasha]

On 6/4/2020 at 5:09 AM, nistake said:

I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it 

[abrakamowse]

On 6/7/2020 at 7:48 PM, Natasha said:

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it 

@nistake

 

[bejapuskas]

@Natasha @abrakamowse  

[abrakamowse]

@bejapuskas

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[MsNobody]

Reminded me of Leo in one of his retreats talking about the moth 

[Ananta]

[nistake]

@Anna1 The consciousness section here in a nutshell

[Ananta]

6 hours ago, nistake said:

@Anna1 The consciousness section here in a nutshell

Haha, yes

 

[MsNobody]

[Rilles]

Gandalf does 5 grams of mushrooms. 

[Dodo]

Non-dual translation of Que sera sera

 

Today, now, regardless of my gender
I ask my guru what I am
Am I pretty, am I rich
Here’s what he says to me
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est.
What is, is

In another instance of the same present moment
I ask my guru what truth is here and now
Do we have rainbows right now
Here’s what my guru says
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est.
What is, is

Now I have disciples of my own
They ask their guru “What am I”
Am I handsome, am I rich
I tell them silently
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est
What is, is
Ce qui est, c'est

[VeganAwake]

Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....

[Dodo]

4 minutes ago, VeganAwake said:

Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....

so you succeeded before you began   

[VeganAwake]

100% absolutely ?

[Natasha]

On 6/12/2020 at 6:00 PM, VeganAwake said:

Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....