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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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A guy visits an enlightened persons house and sees a picture on the mantelpiece. He asks the enlightened person "What's this a picture of?". The enlightened person replies "Oh, that's just a selfie I took in the mountains someplace". The first guy replies "A selfie? But there's no one in the picture, just the mountains!".

 


“If you correct your mind, the rest of your life will fall into place.”  - Lao Tzu

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SPOILER ALERT!

Yes you heard it here first!

Next weeks Video...

 

Leo enters a whole new world and becomes... "The Internet Itself" after meditating with some high dosage psychotropic drugs and becomes

 

the one and only...  LAWNMOWER MAN!

 

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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6 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

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No pain, no gain... is old ego game O.o 

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Have you ever wondered how does Zen calendar look like? I guess there is only one page titled NOW and no space to write anything.


When it rains, it pours like hell.
-Insomnium

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1 hour ago, cetus56 said:

 

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Celebrities & Enlightenment Jokes

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I found this new self enquiry method. Things get really deep, really fast... Thoughts?

 


Mind over Matter, Awareness over Mind

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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