Natasha

Enlightenment Jokes Here

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My birth name literally translates to the enlightened one.. No pressure!

 

 

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Hark ye yet again — the little lower layer. All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. But in each event — in the living act, the undoubted deed — there, some unknown but still reasoning thing puts forth the mouldings of its features from behind the unreasoning mask. If man will strike, strike through the mask! How can the prisoner reach outside except by thrusting through the wall? To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. Sometimes I think there's naught beyond. But 'tis enough.

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2 devils decided to visit heaven

Once they arived, one said:

"What kind of evil God would create this horrible place ?"

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Hand washing on 5g+ shrooms during the pandemic.

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Edited by Yog

O.o Ooo

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The whole world is finally starting to understand what has now become a piece of cake for us who spent our who lives in darkness and isolation hahaha

There's magic on the otherside!!!! but YOU have to find the light switch hehehehehe!

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Edited by Yog

O.o Ooo

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Person 1: "Knock knock..."

Person 2: "Who's there...?"

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Person 2: "Who is there?!" 

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Person 2: "...who the fuck is there?!"

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....... Person 2: ".......who is there?!" 

 

 

Haha?

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 Meanwhile, Leo is selling enlightenment around the corner :)) 

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“ In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's mind there are few. ”
― Shunryu Suzuki

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12 hours ago, Zanoni said:

 

Funny! :D

You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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A variation of @nistake post I just found hehehe...

:D

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Edited by abrakamowse

Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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