Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Hatfort]

I have two questions:

- What did the Amazon guy bring to god?

- Was that a holy burp?

[abrakamowse]

@Keyhole 

[Primeval]

[Leo Gura]

Sadhguru: Did you stop beating your wife? Yes or no?

[ryuzaki]

My Dog is God, too. He just got it backwards.

[kieranperez]

13 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

Sadhguru: Did you stop beating your wife? Yes or no?

Don’t get it

[ThomasT]

When someone asks you where you found god ?

[Sempiternity]

You



 

[Endangered-EGO]

4 Monks are driving together in a car.
Who is driving?
-Nobody

My Guru lives in a house with no doors, just a sign: "For enlightenment look inside". Can I just look through the windows or do I still need to find the hidden front door?

[Anton Rogachevski]

[Natasha]

On 1/28/2020 at 0:59 PM, Yog said:

Just some insider devilish love, I really suggest you watch his video.

[Hardik]

?

[Leo Gura]

@Hardik Replace home with forum and that sounds perfect

[dinone]

[Shin]

[pluto]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Seeking!

Seeking Who?

Seeking Enlightenment.

 

[MsNobody]

[MsNobody]

[Zigzag Idiot]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]