Enlightenment Jokes Here

[MsNobody]

[Eezorp]

On 5-3-2016 at 11:02 PM, Azrael said:

A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?"

"Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments." 

Genius ?

[abrakamowse]

[whatthefucksgoinon]

On 24/10/2019 at 11:59 AM, Keyhole said:

When you realize all you are fighting is just yourself.
 

 

Yeah worst part is you dont even exist in the first place 

[MsNobody]

[pluto]

20 hours ago, MsNobody said:

Lmao

[Shaun]

[Natasha]

[nistake]

@Shaun Solid 10/10

[Shaun]

59 minutes ago, nistake said:

@Shaun Solid 10/10

I thought you guys would appreciate it. It just makes me feel depressed.

[Aquarius]

On 11/6/2019 at 6:54 PM, AwakenedSoul444 said:

This used to be my Facebook background a few years ago!  Also profile pic on some websites..

 

Edited November 9, 2019 by Aquarius

[Shaun]

Everyone: We will remember them.

Leo: The first world war is imaginary

Everyone:

 

Edited November 10, 2019 by Shaun

[Natasha]

[Key Elements]

@Natasha lol, cute guy, the rock.

But see, when you're one with everything, you're not anything, not embodied, nothing, and this makes you "look" and "feel" even cuter! Then, when you transform back to your ego, you look more like this:

And, it's wayyy cuter than looking like an alpha male.

[Natasha]

@Key Elements Agreed 

[Key Elements]

@Natasha ppl don't really know what's the meaning of "hot" when they are referring to a hot guy or a hot gal. Enlightenment is definitely the hottest. I can't even give it a 9/10. It's a 10/10, a perfect 10! The God! Without an ego, you're the sexiest. 

[Key Elements]

?????I'm too sexy for my body!?????And then, you don't have a body anymore.

[VeganAwake]

From Osho:

A young woman sannyasin went to the chemist and said to the man behind the counter, “I want twelve condoms, please.”

“What size would you like?” asked the man.

“Oh, assorted sizes,” replied the young woman. “I’m going to a prick-nick!”  ?

Edited November 12, 2019 by VeganAwake

[Nak Khid]

Why did Leo change his shirt?

To get to the other Side

[Shaun]