Natasha

Enlightenment Jokes Here

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I once made a sandwich for a dog. 

It's not really a joke, but it sure can be funny to think about.

With meat and cheese and a thin layer of mayo and everything.

It was in the morning before work one day and it made the rest of the day light and awesome.

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Love the disclaimer 

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Me doing self inquiry AHAHAHAHAH.

 

 

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"I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out, it trembled at first and clung to my hand. "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered. Encouraged, it flexed its wings and I knew the time was right. It flew up towards the blue, blue sky and I looked proudly as it's made its way to freedom. The last of my fucks was finally given."

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 A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?"

"Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments." 

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On 6/11/2016 at 4:01 PM, Natasha said:

He's not kidding either O.o9_9

Hahahahaah

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On 07/08/2016 at 9:16 AM, Ray said:

Me doing self inquiry AHAHAHAHAH.

 

 

I died.

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Allthoug the topic is off topic the joke in the middle is really funny

 

 

 

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In fact, you're a Pokemon looking through a screen at your human manifestation :D

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Ayla,

www.aylabyingrid.com

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*Stares at a tree, thinking about enlightenment*

*Concludes that squinting really hard at the tree will break the spell of illusion, like I'm Harry Potter or something*

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A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Broken Fan Belt And A Leaky Tire.

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