Enlightenment Jokes Here

[pluto]

The moment you realize that 1 + 1 is actually 3

[zeroISinfinity]

[zeroISinfinity]

[zeroISinfinity]

[Dodo]

If someone tells you "you are always wrong", say to him: "You are right". 

 

Now he enters an infinite loop paradigm in which if his statement is correct, then your statement is wrong, which means the right answer is "You are wrong", in which case he was wrong to begin with! 

Lol

[zeroISinfinity]

[Natasha]

55 minutes ago, Dodo said:

If someone tells you "you are always wrong", say to him: "You are right". 

 

Now he enters an infinite loop paradigm in which if his statement is correct, then your statement is wrong, which means the right answer is "You are wrong", in which case he was wrong to begin with! 

Lol

Yeah, it's like asking someone who is sleeping, "Are you sleeping?". If they say 'yes', that means 'no' 

 

[Natasha]

5 hours ago, pluto said:

The moment you realize that 1 + 1 is actually 3

Good one 

52 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Yep

[GabeN]

[AlldayLoop]

 

[pluto]

 

[nistake]

Q: How much "ego" do you need?
A: Just enough so that you don't step in front of a bus.
Shunryu Suzuki

[AlldayLoop]

[abrakamowse]

If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion...

They would call it crucifact.

[abrakamowse]

@Keyhole   

[AlldayLoop]

student asks:

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it... right?”

master replies:

”to whom is it broken to?”

[Gili Trawangan]

On 7/29/2019 at 4:25 PM, GabeN said:

Haha, this one made me laugh for some reason.

[abrakamowse]

How do you call a monster who pays a lot of attention all the time?

 

Awarewolf

[Mason Riggle]

[Yog]

On 8/14/2019 at 10:26 PM, Keyhole said:

Every OBE in a nutshell.