Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Time Traveler]

OK, I don't know if this was published here, but it seems to me that not.

 

So there is this young monk in monastery and he sees that his neighbor are smoking.

"I asked our guru if I can smoke while I am meditating and he said no", he says reproachfully.

"I asked our guru if I can meditate while I am smoking and he said yes"

[Peak]

Here's your free food to enlightenment:

[abrakamowse]

hahahaha... awesome

[Natasha]

20 hours ago, MrPeak said:

Here's your free food to enlightenment:

I saw those while shopping at SAM's club the other day 

[abrakamowse]

45 minutes ago, Natasha said:

I saw those while shopping at SAM's club the other day 

Did you buy some?

[Natasha]

1 minute ago, abrakamowse said:

Did you buy some?

I don't consume dairy, otherwise I'd have bought some and treated all of you guys here 

[Mal]

5 minutes ago, Natasha said:

I don't consume dairy, otherwise I'd have bought some and treated all of you guys here 

They are not going to be a dairy product are they?!

Probably made from almond milk.

 

[Mal]

2 minutes ago, Mal said:

They are not going to be a dairy product are they?!

Probably made from almond milk.

 

In that case...

I wonder how many almond trees are being slaughtered to manufacture this stuff?

 

[Natasha]

11 minutes ago, Mal said:

They are not going to be a dairy product are they?!

Probably made from almond milk.

 

The ingredients listed skim milk and cream.

7 minutes ago, Mal said:

In that case...

I wonder how many almond trees are being slaughtered to manufacture this stuff?

 

I eat half cup of raw almonds every day..how inhumane  

Edited July 17, 2016 by Natasha

[Mal]

1 minute ago, Natasha said:

I eat half cup of raw almonds every day..

Cold blooded murderer!

[Natasha]

29 minutes ago, Mal said:

Cold blooded murderer!

That's the fastest way to milk an almond :)=

[Mppdidi]

sadhguru's refreshing approach on making it to the top

 

http://aumamen.com/joke/sadhguru-jaggi-vasudev-bullshit-joke

 

All the best

[FirstglimpseOMG]

Oops, so sorry, my karma ran over your dogma.

[cetus]

@FirstglimpseOMG

22 minutes ago, FirstglimpseOMG said:

Oops, so sorry, my karma ran over your dogma.

That's what they get for not keeping their dogma on a leash.....

[FirstglimpseOMG]

@cetus56 Perfect lol.

[Mppdidi]

so after reading this sad little blog - https://moonlitmoth.wordpress.com/2012/11/27/with-best-intentions-yoga-gentrification-and-solidarity-in-vancouvers-downtown-eastside/ - things took a fun turn.

 

 

[Flicker_boy]

[Key Elements]

[Key Elements]

On 16/07/2016 at 8:24 AM, MrPeak said:

Here's your free food to enlightenment:

Hey...yummy!! But wait, if we show Leo, will he be able to control himself?  He's been talking about ice cream trucks a lot lately...

[Mppdidi]

allthough a pciture - it surely qualifies as a joke

 

 

All the best

Edited July 31, 2016 by Mppdidi
wrong link