Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Natasha]

7 minutes ago, Dodo said:

I was staring at one yesterday and told my friend on the bench that I like to hug them  I was contemplating how different it is to look at a tree directly and not through a phone screen 

Yep, can't beat direct experience. It's the only true way to know what's real and what's not 

[Dodo]

2 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Yep, can't beat direct experience. It's the only true way to know what's real and what's not 

 The other day I met this woman in the park who had a direct experience of merging with a light being / becoming a light being through chakra meditation and said everything at that moment was absolutely perfect and she knew everything was ok. Now that's a direct experience I would like to have  

[zeroISinfinity]

6 hours ago, Shin said:

You guys really have sick kinky mind

Like seriously it's disturbing

Is this sarcasm or what? ?

[Natasha]

39 minutes ago, Dodo said:

 The other day I met this woman in the park who had a direct experience of merging with a light being / becoming a light being through chakra meditation and said everything at that moment was absolutely perfect and she knew everything was ok. Now that's a direct experience I would like to have  

You'll have it too...just keep staring at the REAL trees 

[zeroISinfinity]

Not only ox is chasing us now we got angelic tree huggers too. 

Unicorns shields up. ?

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Not only ox is chasing us now we got angelic tree huggers too. 

Unicorns shields up. ?

Maybe it's time to get some sex and stop being lustful ???

[zeroISinfinity]

@Shin Sexy unicorn out of reach Will hug trees instead nah Will Just meditate. ?

Chop wood carry water, rince and repeat. ?

[abrakamowse]

2 hours ago, Shin said:

Sometimes blackmail works

BTW I had a kinky dream with you, no joke

@ZeroInfinity be careful because @Shin is having kinky dreams with @Natasha

Not good... 

[zeroISinfinity]

@ShinHe can only Wish for it.

Better that He dreams @Natashathen hot witch girl. They are nasty. Sweet dream turns into horror. 

[Natasha]

3 hours ago, Shin said:

BTW I had a kinky dream with you, no joke

It's Wednesday

Edited May 29, 2019 by Natasha

[abrakamowse]

[Natasha]

@abrakamowse

[Shin]

You have way too many holidays as muricans

You are also the most materialist country in the world

Coincidence ?

?

[abrakamowse]

@Natasha  

 

[Natasha]

17 minutes ago, Shin said:

You have way too many holidays as muricans

You are also the most materialist country in the world

Coincidence ?

?

Did you get the pun?  

Edited May 29, 2019 by Natasha

[Shin]

4 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Did you get the pun?

 

No ...

 

[Natasha]

@Shin Wednesday is called hump day because it's the middle/peak of the week (like a hump on a back of a camel). 'Over the hump' means closer towards the weekend. I never heard this expression when lived in Europe, must be an American invention

[abrakamowse]

Just now, Natasha said:

@Shin Wednesday is called hump day because it's the middle/peak of the week (like a hump on a back of a camel). 'Over the hump' means closer towards the weekend. I never heard this expression when lived in Europe, must be an American invention

Yes... It's not really a holiday... I wish it was Lol

[Shin]

 

When someone projects his unhappiness on you

But you can't get mad anymore

 

[Key Elements]

On 5/23/2019 at 10:59 AM, bejapuskas said:

Monk 3: Contact me, after you've experienced riding the Ox backwards...

You could joke about it, but do you know what it actually means?