Enlightenment Jokes Here

[abrakamowse]

[Toby]

[abrakamowse]

[cetus]

When you get hit by a bus while chasing a $10 bill blowing in the wind, chances are your sense of self is lowering your awareness.

[cetus]

@abrakamowse Where'd you find this gem?

5 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

 

[Zephyr]

NOTHING.

The rabbi entered the temple early. Not a soul was about. He gravitated towards the ark, opening it to marvel at the beauty of the torahs inside. He heard the creak of a door behind him, and saw from the corner of his eye that the cantor was entering the temple. Immediately the rabbi fell to his knees before the ark and in a fervent voice cried out, "O Lord, I am nothing!" He repeated this prayer in mantra-like fashion as the cantor approached. 

The cantor, impressed with this show of piety, dropped to his knees beside the rabbi and joined with him in prayer. Together they chanted: "O Lord, I am nothing! O Lord, I am nothing!"

The door at the rear of the temple creaked once again. This time it was the janitor entering the temple, curious to find out the source of the singing he had heard while mopping the halls. He was so awe-struck by the scene that he threw down his mop and ran beside the rabbi and cantor to join them. He too knelt before the ark and added his voice to the simple prayer: "O Lord, I am nothing! O Lord, I am nothing!"

After a minute of this, the cantor leaned over and nudged the rabbi with his elbow. Pointing to the janitor, the cantor snickered with disdain in a low voice, "Hey, look who thinks he's nothing!"

[Huz]

lol

 

 

[Zephyr]

[Natasha]

7 hours ago, Huz88 said:

lol

 

 

Presence in the midst of the 'noise'. Very beautiful reminder. Thank you for sharing 

[Flicker_boy]

[Key Elements]

 

Edited July 7, 2016 by Key Elements

[abrakamowse]

Perspective change

[Key Elements]

Edited July 9, 2016 by Key Elements

[Key Elements]

Edited July 9, 2016 by Key Elements

[abrakamowse]

On 7/1/2016 at 4:11 PM, cetus56 said:

@abrakamowse Where'd you find this gem?

 

Sorry @cetus56  I just saw your question, I just googled "zen jokes" or "enlightenment jokes"

I have one more I just found.

 

 

[abrakamowse]

@cetus56  this is the creator

 

http://www.hellertoon.com/main.html

 

And the joke again at a better resolution

 

 

Edited July 10, 2016 by abrakamowse

[askdfjnak]

This guy gets it.

 

 

[Time Traveler]

Beer is the proof that universe loves us.

I don't know is second will be understandable in English, but I'll try:

Some gets enlightened after 40, but others only after 100 grams.

[Time Traveler]

OK, said Jinn, third wish.

Why third, thought average Joe, but who cares ? "I wanna be enlightened !"

OK, said jinn, "Done".

Btw, that was your first wish too, but you don't remember that because your second wish was "I want to all be back just like it was before !"

Edited July 10, 2016 by Time Traveler

[Time Traveler]

Remembered an old joke about affirmations.
The hedgehog is walking through the forest and chanting: "I am very strong, tough and mighty".
Then he collides with bear who kicks him sending him deep into bushes.
Hedgehog raises to his  feet and resumes chanting: "I am very strong, tough and mighty, but light".