Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Natasha]

1 minute ago, Shin said:

I don't think Leo would agree to that.

It would be too much of a distraction, and I kinda agree with that.

If you really like someone you can talk to him in private.

You might be right. Leo already said 'nuf silliness

[abrakamowse]

 

11 minutes ago, Shin said:

I don't think Leo would agree to that.

It would be too much of a distraction, and I kinda agree with that.

If you really like someone you can talk to him in private.

5 minutes ago, Natasha said:

You might be right. Leo already said 'nuf silliness

Ok, so we continue here Lol!

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

 

Ok, so we continue here Lol!

I think he will give us warnings if we abuse it too much here

[abrakamowse]

9 minutes ago, Shin said:

I think he will give us warnings if we abuse it too much here

[Shin]

4 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

There is the journals though, some of them are spammed and it looks like it's ok, for now at least.

[bejapuskas]

*A zen master and his monks are sitting at a breakfast table and arguing about God*

 

Monk 1: You guys still don't know, what is the Absolute Truth, why are you arguing about it?!

Monk 2: Huh, you still live in the duality of dual and non-dual, ....right? ?

Monk 3: Contact me, after you've experienced riding the Ox backwards...

Master: Just saying guys, you have really good plums here.

[Natasha]

6 minutes ago, bejapuskas said:

*A zen master and his monks are sitting at a breakfast table and arguing about God*

 

Monk 1: You guys still don't know, what is the Absolute Truth, why are you arguing about it?!

Monk 2: Huh, you still live in the duality of dual and non-dual, ....right? ?

Monk 3: Contact me, after you've experienced riding the Ox backwards...

Master: Just saying guys, you have really good plums here.

Haha good one

[abrakamowse]

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

[zeroISinfinity]

3 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

???

[abrakamowse]

@zeroISinfinity

[Rilles]

8 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

[abrakamowse]

4 minutes ago, Rilles said:

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

hahaha... exactly

[abrakamowse]

A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of what I tell you.” So I didn’t.

[Shin]

1 hour ago, Rilles said:

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

[Rilles]

6 minutes ago, Shin said:

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

BUT LEO! theres nothing to do, youre already enlightened! ☝?

[zeroISinfinity]

10 minutes ago, Shin said:

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

Maybe because you do not really want this to work ?

[Shin]

2 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Maybe because you do not really want this to work ?

Of course I don't want to

It will kill me

[Rilles]

Just now, Shin said:

Of course I don't want to

It will kill me

But youve never died so how do you know thats something to fear? 

[Shin]

1 minute ago, Rilles said:

But youve never died so how do you know thats something to fear? 

[abrakamowse]

2 minutes ago, Shin said:

No!