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My online dating site: "Hot voids in the area operating under the illusion of having a self, like you."

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12 hours ago, Will Bigger said:

My online dating site: "Hot voids in the area operating under the illusion of having a self, like you."

These are hilarious xD

 

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"I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out, it trembled at first and clung to my hand. "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered. Encouraged, it flexed its wings and I knew the time was right. It flew up towards the blue, blue sky and I looked proudly as it's made its way to freedom. The last of my fucks was finally given."

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On 6/26/2016 at 7:07 PM, Key Elements said:

 

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It is going to be hard to dig this one out!


When it rains, it pours like hell.
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Stop me if you've heard it...  No disrespect intended 

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@abrakamowse This is cool 

8 hours ago, Key Elements said:

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@Natasha  Yeah, really awesome!

xD


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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"I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out, it trembled at first and clung to my hand. "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered. Encouraged, it flexed its wings and I knew the time was right. It flew up towards the blue, blue sky and I looked proudly as it's made its way to freedom. The last of my fucks was finally given."

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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No-Self,  I can feel the liberation in that already. No more having to say "excuse me" after passing wind.

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Reminds me of  this one,  goes something like  this:

A young father meditates. He is doing the Metta-Meditation, a meditation on loving-kindness. It goes pretty well as suddenly his little daughter comes in. "Daddy, daddy..." The  father angrily yells: "GET OUT OF HERE,  CANT YOU SEE I'M MEDITATING ON LOVING KINDNESS!!??!!!"

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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