Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Aaron p]

@asgard94

A nonduel, fully enlightened monk was with a few of his secular friends house one day. The monk gets a little bit bored and so his friends notice him quietly shut his eyes and watch his breathing slow down. They assume he has went into a meditative state. 

The monk then starts to learn back as if to relax into his seat and surrender. 

Then his friends see his eyes flicker and begin to roll back in his head. And after 30 minutes he looks like he's just had an enlightenment experience.

He is much calmer, and he seems 'blown away'. He then begins to giggle and laugh...more and more and more. Getting louder. The friends think to themselves "he has definitely had some sort of large, life transforming, mystical, spiritual experience. 

As the monk exists his deep, spiritual experience he gathers himself and tries to stop laughing.

The friends ask him, "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

To which the monk quickly composed himself and, with a calm expression on his face, said:

"Oh, nothing."

 

????

[solr]

 

[kieranperez]

1 hour ago, solr said:

@Sahil Pandit

[Shin]

Leo and us

 

[Aakash]

:') ahaha

[Aakash]

Leo's work for the last five years 

[Shin]

Edited January 7, 2019 by Shin

[Shin]

 

Hello ? ?

Edited January 9, 2019 by Shin

[zambize]

On 1/7/2019 at 5:02 PM, Shin said:

Gotta love having a discussion with someone and they start copy and pasting quotes from their favorite guru, and if you defeat that one they got five more pokeballs filled with random gurus to "debate" for them

[Aakash]

@zambize aahahahahahaah 

echkart tolle has been defeated

>>>>> choose your next pokemon ..........

 

sadghuru level 100   ground water   (/////------) 245/ 600hp

mooji level 100           fire dragon       (//////////)  620/620 hp  .......

 

>>> sadghuru, i choose you 

select attack 

           yes or no                        am i right, yes or no 

       you are not this body                         hydro pump 

         

>>>> sadghuru used you are no this body .......

...... 

..... the attacked missed 

 

 

[Shin]

21 minutes ago, zambize said:

Gotta love having a discussion with someone and they start copy and pasting quotes from their favorite guru, and if you defeat that one they got five more pokeballs filled with random gurus to "debate" for them

 

Especially the dead ones, because you literally can't argue someone who died for your sins !

«I know the TRUTH !!!

Just let me check on my notebook for some juicy nondual concepts I didn't embody in the slightest ...»

 

 

20 minutes ago, zambize said:

 

 

[zambize]

24 minutes ago, Aakash said:

@zambize aahahahahahaah 

echkart tolle has been defeated

>>>>> choose your next pokemon ..........

 

sadghuru level 100   ground water   (/////------) 245/ 600hp

mooji level 100           fire dragon       (//////////)  620/620 hp  .......

 

>>> sadghuru, i choose you 

select attack 

           yes or no                        am i right, yes or no 

       you are not this body                         hydro pump 

         

>>>> sadghuru used you are no this body .......

...... 

..... the attacked missed 

 

 

I appreciate this.Thank you

11 minutes ago, Shin said:

 

Especially the dead ones, because you literally can't argue someone who died for your sins !

«I know the TRUTH !!!

Just let me check on my notebook for some juicy nondual concepts I didn't embody in the slightest ...»

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHH tooo true, I've literally had people just copy and paste a video as an argument, slit my wrists....

[Shin]

26 minutes ago, zambize said:

I appreciate this.Thank you

AHHHHHHHH tooo true, I've literally had people just copy and paste a video as an argument, slit my wrists....

[zambize]

2 minutes ago, Shin said:

 

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