Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Natasha]

[abrakamowse]

7 hours ago, Pinocchio said:

If you run the program, the separate computer will know itself to have never existed...

The ego is a trojan

[abrakamowse]

22 minutes ago, Pinocchio said:

Yes it is! Paul Hedderman calls it a "foreign installment", or a "parasitic movement".

I call it a memetic cancer...

[DizIzMikey]

I know everything!

[Joyboy]

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Master Foo and the Script Kiddie

A stranger from the land of Woot came to Master Foo as he was eating the morning meal with his students.

“I hear y00 are very l33t,” he said. “Pl33z teach m3 all y00 know.”

Master Foo's students looked at each other, confused by the stranger's barbarous language. Master Foo just smiled and replied: “You wish to learn the Way of Unix?”

“I want to b3 a wizard hax0r,” the stranger replied, “and 0wn ever3one's b0xen.”

“I do not teach that Way,” replied Master Foo.

The stranger grew agitated. “D00d, y00 r nothing but a p0ser,” he said. “If y00 n00 anything, y00 wud t33ch m3.”

“There is a path,” said Master Foo, “that might bring you to wisdom.” The master scribbled an IP address on a piece of paper. “Cracking this box should pose you little difficulty, as its guardians are incompetent. Return and tell me what you find.”

The stranger bowed and left. Master Foo finished his meal.

Days passed, then months. The stranger was forgotten.

Years later, the stranger from the land of Woot returned.

“Damn you!” he said, “I cracked that box, and it was easy like you said. But I got busted by the FBI and thrown in jail.”

“Good,” said Master Foo. “You are ready for the next lesson.” He scribbled an IP address on another piece of paper and handed it to the stranger.

“Are you crazy?” the stranger yelled. “After what I've been through, I'm never going to break into a computer again!”

Master Foo smiled. “Here,” he said, “is the beginning of wisdom.”

On hearing this, the stranger was enlightened.

[Guest]

Bill Burr's has an analogy for letting go of religion.

It's now my analogy for letting go of self.

 

 

 

[99th_monkey]

"No shit"

[Primeval]

[abrakamowse]

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

[cetus]

Did you hear the Akashic records are coming out on cd?...

[Primeval]

[Natasha]

HaPpY aPrIl FoOl'S, eVeRyOnE!!  

And thank you for your contribution to this thread! 

Lets keep the laughs rolling 

 

 

[abrakamowse]

The Zen GPS

[Toby]

[abrakamowse]

[abrakamowse]

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

[Joyboy]

The Search

Finally, in this remote village, his quest ended.
There, by the fire, sat Truth.
Never had he seen an older, uglier woman.
’’Are you truth?’’
The wizened, wrinkled hag nodded.
’’What message can I take from you to the world?’’ he pleaded.
She replied, spitting into the fire, ’’Tell them I am young and beautiful.’’

-Robert Tompkins

[abrakamowse]

[Natasha]

4 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

Can't read Spanish, what does it say? 

[abrakamowse]

@Natasha  You are a guru... hehehe...