Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Shanmugam]

2 hours ago, Anna1 said:

Oops

that was very funny.. 

[Shanmugam]

@Anna1  Wow... some really funny jokes today. Now, I regret that there is no reputation button 

[hundreth]

[JustinS]

[Ananta]

@Shanmugam lol!

[abrakamowse]

The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high.

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"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."

Leviticus 20:13 ESV

[abrakamowse]

A man found God and decided to ask him a question; he looks up at God and asks, "God, I was wondering what does a million years feel like to you?"

God looks down and smiles at the man and replies; "a million years is only a second to me."

The man ponders Gods answer for a minute then looks up at God again and asks; "well then, what is a million dollars like for you?"

God simply replies" just a penny."

The man then gets an idea and with a smile on his face he straightens up and says, "well God, I was wondering if you could spare a penny."

God says, "Of course I can."

The mans smile grows huge and says "Really!"

God replies, "yep, just give me a second."...

[abrakamowse]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

If Leo starts and ahram in Las Vegas we can all eat at The Heart Attack Grill!  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill 

 

Edited March 19, 2018 by Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj

[kieranperez]

 

[Ether]

If I was a famous rapper...

Fan:OMG, Its you! You are so great!

Me:No, Im nothing

[Martin123]

[Ayilton]

On 3/29/2018 at 7:35 AM, Ether said:

If I was a famous rapper...

Fan:OMG, Its you! You are so great!

Me:No, Im nothing

???...The coolest one 

[Ether]

@Ayilton haha, u into rap? are u that black dude?

[Ayilton]

50 minutes ago, Ether said:

@Ayilton haha, u into rap? are u that black dude?

I AM a rapper, I love it  !  I have videos and everything  !  Yes its me 

[Ether]

@Ayilton If you wanna collab hit me up on soundcloud (or here), my sc is TheCristeo.

 

I talk about enlightenment and shieeet. I do songs really quickly , so time is not a problem lel

[Ether]

@Ayilton btw link me your shit

[Torkys]

@Ayilton And that's how the two legends met.

If you two will become big rappers, we can say we were here at the start.

@Ether, @Shin would be proud of ya.

[Ether]

@Torkys Still rapping non duality to the death of me

If l leave this earth, know im with you emotionally

[Torkys]

@Ether You started out being the biggest threat to my ego here and now you are my hero.

I still remember the good ol' times when I had more posts than you. Now you have 7 times more than I do.

*insert crying emoji*